Groaner

[Larry Rutledge]

An attorney was driving through the countryside when his car failed him. He looked under the hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process he knocked off a gas line and got his arm soaked with gas before getting it back on. Discouraged, he attempted to start his car. Much to his surprise it started, and he headed for the nearest town for a permanent repair. To celebrate his success, he lit up a cigarette, at which time his arm exploded into flames. He stuck his arm out the window, hoping the wind at 50 miles per hour would put it out.

He was promptly pulled over by a local constable and given a ticket for an illegal use of a firearm.

rogar-BigGrin(DBG)

 

[Jdaniels]

Grooaaaann!!!

 

[donkathon]

An attorney was driving through the countryside when his car failed him. He looked under the hood and knocked a few items around with a hammer. In the process he knocked off a gas line and got his arm soaked with gas before getting it back on. Discouraged, he attempted to start his car. Much to his surprise it started, and he headed for the nearest town for a permanent repair. To celebrate his success, he lit up a cigarette, at which time his arm exploded into flames. He stuck his arm out the window, hoping the wind at 50 miles per hour would put it out.

He was promptly pulled over by a local constable and given a ticket for an illegal use of a firearm.

rogar-BigGrin(DBG)

Hmph. Thank you Larry R, for that loverly joke. Now, Im off to something else productive with my life... *John Lovitz voice*: Ill write A-NOTHER joke.

A woman walks into a bar with a goose. The man on the barstool next to her says "why'd you bring a pig in here?" The woman says "hes not a pig, hes a duck". The man asks again- "why'd you bring a pig in here?". The woman looks confused, and as she starts to explain that it is a goose, the man interrupts and says "I was talking to the goose"

A boy walks in and says "Daddy, is God black or white". The father says God is both, along with every other race.
The boy comes back later, and asks "daddy, is God girl or boy" The father answers "He is both"
The boy comes back again, asking "Does God love children?" The father answers "God loves all the children of the world.
After much thought, the boy comes back and says "Is god Michael Jackson?"

Sorry for both of those.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A GARBAGE TRUCK!