Great idea for a DVXuser.com Film...

AndyJ

AndyJ

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Okay, here's the pitch for a Morgan Freeman style Serial Killer movie:

So the police discover Jarred, murdered in his home. He's been hit over the head with his own DVX.

Then, John Hudson, TC... one by one, all the moderators of DVXuser.com are beging bumped off, with their DVXs as the weapon every time. Then the platinum members, then gold...

And one man must find the killer before there's no more DVX users left...

What do you think? Too close to home?  ;D

(Joke, BTW ;))
 
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[quote author=David Jimerson link=board=movies;num=1103214579;start=0#1 date=12/16/04 at 08:33:45]I'm taking out a restraining order . . .[/quote]

;D - Are you a little uncomfortable knowing Andy is sitting around devising ways to kill off the moderators?
 
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Ahh...but obviously Andy didn't do it...that would be too obvious. What if AndyJ asks too many questions and winds up at the bottom of the lake?

Suddenly the tension increases...eyes dart about...

no one even considered the XL2 users.
 
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It was Bluespider, in the 'CafeDVX' forum, with the lead-piping... ;)
 
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I always thought that when my time came, it would be a Panaflex.
 
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[quote author=J_Barnes link=board=Offtopic;num=1103216416;start=0#5 date=12/16/04 at 08:54:21]Ahh...but obviously Andy didn't do it...that would be too obvious.  What if AndyJ asks too many questions and winds up at the bottom of the lake?

Suddenly the tension increases...eyes dart about...

no one even considered the XL2 users.[/quote]

Oh, I see -- the Basic Instinct defense -- I couldn't have done it, 'coz I wrote the story!

Conveeeenient.
 
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It's always the barely plausable, yet established backdoor killer...in this case, it would be someone with ties to all parties, someone thought to be insignificant, someone with an inferiority complex yet without a direct motive.

That rules out the XL2, the XL1s, the XL1, the DVX100, the PD-170, PD-150, and the new HD cam.

Yes folks, this intreped explorer points the finger at the Panasonic AG-DVX30.  The AG-DVX30 grew legs and killed Jared and all the mods in revenge for marginalizing it's prospects, and thus greatly limiting it's acceptance in the world.

The little brother could never outshine his famous sibling, and that jealousy turned to rage.
 
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[quote author=AndyJ link=board=Offtopic;num=1103216416;start=0#0 date=12/16/04 at 08:29:39]... Then the platinum members, then gold...[/quote]

Good thing I'm a Silver member.
 
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It was Young Filmer and SergeJ back for revenge.
 
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All I care about is who takes care of the orphaned DVX's. "Cause I'll volunteer.
 
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... Then the platinum members, then gold...
Click to expand...

hm, if you were to remove all my smileys then I'm only a silver member. I think theres a twist in this plot.
 
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[quote author=David Jimerson link=board=Offtopic;num=1103216416;start=0#8 date=12/16/04 at 09:09:52]

Oh, I see -- the Basic Instinct defense -- I couldn't have done it, 'coz I wrote the story!

Conveeeenient.
[/quote]

Unlike Sharon Stone, I'm wearing my underwear... ;)
 
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[quote author=AndyJ link=board=Offtopic;num=1103216416;start=0#0 date=12/16/04 at 08:29:39]Then the platinum members, then gold...

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Oh ****, I'm creating a new username. I knew all those smiley posts would bite me in the ass someday. :)
 
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You all are hilarious. ;D

I have a twist for the DVX movie finale. ....Cut to close-up of Jarred waking up from a nightmare. ....That's right, it was all a dream. Jarred get's online and tells all his DVXuser followers, "And Bluespider was there, and TC, and even you AndyJ."
 
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Ahg, Jez - the old 'it was just a dream' ending.... I'm not so sure... There would need to be an added twist - as Jarred tells us all about the dream, TC types back "A dream? Well my, how about that. What a horrible thing to dream about..." Then underneath TC's desk.... the dead body of Bluespider.... ;D
 
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