Here's what I want to know...could I get the same effect perhaps by just sitting on the toilet for hours at an end. I just moved and I was thinking about putting a nice bookshelf in my bathroom with a selection of technical filmmaking books.
I can see how this would cause me to sit on the throne for hours at a time, so if this could develop these "hemm-roids" as you call them, I can hunker down and start working.
Hmm...in a case like this, should it be lid up or lid down? And would it also benefit if I kept a plate of nachos next to the john, because I was going to do that anyway.
Also, don't be constantly exhausted, the way many of us, I'm sure, live our lives. Get plenty of sleep; it helps you think.
Plus, if you don't fall asleep instantly upon going to bed, it gives you another good time to think. When my world is dark because my eyes are closed and the house is quiet, it's amazing what comes out.