These are quite funny, love the computer voices, haha. I'm not a DP but this stuff happens all the time for music too. I don't actually mind working on the cheap for projects that have run out of money and have a good vision for the film...but nine times out ten craigslist is just "hey whats up i need some music for my feature film i have no money, i need a score in 3 weeks. ". Some of them even want real orchestral instruments without a budget! And half the time they don't even reply to the messages.