Fear of ducks

[Terry_Lasater]

 

[Gord.T]

I have a fear of being around people that have a fear of ducks. Usually I find these conditions revolve around people who have never had a drink in thier lives.
I find sober people are the most f-d up people I have ever met. That reminds of the time I was in the back of a volkswagon smoking a dube in mexico and these three guys ...

 

[Captain Pierce]

I suffer from a very similar disease known as Gottfriedquackaphobia...

 

[elsmama]

I suffer from a very similar disease known as Gottfriedquackaphobia...

A fear of Gilbert Gottfried? He was hilarious in "The Aristocrats".

 

[Steve_Karl]

 

[agcohn]

The placement of that ad is amazing.

 

[Brad S.]

What about a love of ducks?

 

[Jawa Ex Machina]

"DINSDALE!"

 

[Gord.T]

What about a love of ducks?

Wasn't Lea Thompson the leading actress in that movie?
She was pretty hot, act......tuuuallly. It worked for me.

 

[Jon Starr]

The placement of that ad is amazing.

I was thinking the same thing. It probably read "duck" in the title and automatically generated it.

Now I'll never look at the aflack duck the same... always watching me...

 

[GenJerDan]

Lord Love a duck

Lord Love a duck

 

[elsmama]

Wow - That added a bit of surreality to my day!

 

[Denis Haineault]

Dave's not here man

 

[GenJerDan]

Actually, what that duck needs is a crash cymbal.

And more cowbell.

 

[elsmama]

Maybe it's a Jehovah's Witness duck. Persistence pays off...

 

[Belgarath]

It just needs some decent backup vocals...