Fart noises

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cineliterate

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This is going to sound really puerile, but does anyone have a collection of different "fart" noises they would mind sending my way or letting me download? Need them for a school project and would REALLY appreciate it if someone could help me out. Thanks guys and gals!

-Ian
 
Lick the palms of your hands, apply to face, and BLOW!

Didn't everyone learn this in grade school? :grin:
 
Well, if you play around with the position of your hands and how hard you press them to your face and how hard you blow, you can get quite a bit of variety; almost make it into an instrument. You could also pitch up or down the sound in post.

That said, if you really want someone else's fart noises, check out Sound Dogs. They probably have a ton (I am guessing). A google search will almost definately turn up a bunch of files. I think the internet was founded on porn and fart jokes (not that I am above that sort of thing).

Good luck
 
I know some people who havnt outgrown the timeless art of creating masterful fart noises. Perhaps I can get them to record some for you.
 
That'd be cool... the only catch is that I'd kinda need them by tomorrow night. Is that doable? I could give someone a credit and a copy of the film if they're interested...

-Ian
 
Greasy nachos, tons of jalapanos, and tabasco sauce. Have your recording gear on stand by and you should be ready to record in about 20-40 minutes after consumption. If you're not, you probably got those "healthy" nachos. No good!
 
i know the same people Weston do, and unfortunately I have deleted all 100 million messages they have sent to my voice mail box. They all are about 20 mins of JUST fart noises, made by mouth. The more recent ones tend to try to trick you into listening as if it were a real message.


For example:

Hey Jed, I was just wondering if you were going to that thing tonight at the *FART NOISE*

Yeah, it is going to be a great *FART NOISE*
 
I guess I missed this one. I have quite a few. There is also a bunch at fart.com and Sound dogs has a bunch.
Of course it's not hard to make your own...
 
pornet said:
i know the same people Weston do, and unfortunately I have deleted all 100 million messages they have sent to my voice mail box. They all are about 20 mins of JUST fart noises, made by mouth. The more recent ones tend to try to trick you into listening as if it were a real message.


For example:

Hey Jed, I was just wondering if you were going to that thing tonight at the *FART NOISE*

Yeah, it is going to be a great *FART NOISE*
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good times indeed.
 
You gotta love that the fart thread has had more replies in 24 hours then any audio thread I have seen in recent memory. :)

We are all such a bunch of little boys at heart.
 
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