Er, at the airport don't say you're going to "shoot a pilot"...

lol. i once had a very similar sitiation. but in my case the airport was actually a daycare and instead of saying, "i'm here to shoot a pilot", i said, "i'm here to abduct a child".

same results though.
 
I can almost imagine him trying to explain the fig rig to them. That's worse than the cop asking if you know why he pulled you over, and responding, the donut store is closed?
 
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