DVX User Presidential Election
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J_Barnes
Veteran
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
There's really some nasty rumors coming out of the Puppy Kicking Party, but it seems that Jarred is running away with the election while the other candidates trade barbs.
What this election needs is a salacious scandal.
I'm expecting someone to give a wonderful inaugural address once this is all over. I also will propose to the winner that they create a new title of “least respected member” and assign it to me alone.
(I’m angling for a cabinet level position, preferably Secretary of Effluvia)
There's really some nasty rumors coming out of the Puppy Kicking Party, but it seems that Jarred is running away with the election while the other candidates trade barbs.
What this election needs is a salacious scandal.
I'm expecting someone to give a wonderful inaugural address once this is all over. I also will propose to the winner that they create a new title of “least respected member” and assign it to me alone.
(I’m angling for a cabinet level position, preferably Secretary of Effluvia)
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
My esteemed opponent is throwing up a smokescreen on the XL2 issue. I admit that I have painted parts of my DVX white, but to brand it as an XL2 is beyond the pale. I suggest everyone go out and see Fahrenheit 100a for the real story. And do you *really* want a leader who doesn't know what that clunking sound is? James and Kai--of course, there's room in my cabinet for men of your stature, but I still need a Minister of Righteous Love to the Tenth Degree.
My esteemed opponent is throwing up a smokescreen on the XL2 issue. I admit that I have painted parts of my DVX white, but to brand it as an XL2 is beyond the pale. I suggest everyone go out and see Fahrenheit 100a for the real story. And do you *really* want a leader who doesn't know what that clunking sound is? James and Kai--of course, there's room in my cabinet for men of your stature, but I still need a Minister of Righteous Love to the Tenth Degree.
J_Barnes
Veteran
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
[quote author=Barry_S link=board=Offtopic;num=1098812690;start=30#43 date=10/27/04 at 07:31:56]James and Kai--of course, there's room in my cabinet for men of your stature, but I still need a Minister of Righteous Love to the Tenth Degree.[/quote]
I know Prince is unavailable and Barry White seems to still be dead... no word yet from Ron Jeremy's camp.
[quote author=Barry_S link=board=Offtopic;num=1098812690;start=30#43 date=10/27/04 at 07:31:56]James and Kai--of course, there's room in my cabinet for men of your stature, but I still need a Minister of Righteous Love to the Tenth Degree.[/quote]
I know Prince is unavailable and Barry White seems to still be dead... no word yet from Ron Jeremy's camp.
Phil
Veteran
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
[quote author=Kai link=board=Offtopic;num=1098812690;start=30#42 date=10/27/04 at 06:38:07]I hope i'm elected Secretary of Funk
8)[/quote]
I voted for you, Should I address you as "Mr. Funk". I'm also changing my place...I plan on running for "The Sheriff of Soul"... 8)
[quote author=Kai link=board=Offtopic;num=1098812690;start=30#42 date=10/27/04 at 06:38:07]I hope i'm elected Secretary of Funk
8)[/quote]
I voted for you, Should I address you as "Mr. Funk". I'm also changing my place...I plan on running for "The Sheriff of Soul"... 8)
bodaphoto
Well-known member
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
Polls will remain open until Thursday 12:00 PM Eastern Standard time. If you live in the Pan Handle of Florida that is 11:00 am, no excuses about the polls closing early or a network calling the race for Slapdragon if you want Jarred to win. Get out and vote!
Polls will remain open until Thursday 12:00 PM Eastern Standard time. If you live in the Pan Handle of Florida that is 11:00 am, no excuses about the polls closing early or a network calling the race for Slapdragon if you want Jarred to win. Get out and vote!
Phil
Veteran
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
So the polls are closed...Well...Damn...
Since I'm the Florida representitive...You know what's next...
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!
;D
(P.S. Someone other than me, actually voted for me...awesome...Whoever did gets all the money in my wallet...but since I'm an independant filmmaker shooting 2 short films and a feature...it's 27 cents)
So the polls are closed...Well...Damn...
Since I'm the Florida representitive...You know what's next...
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!
;D
(P.S. Someone other than me, actually voted for me...awesome...Whoever did gets all the money in my wallet...but since I'm an independant filmmaker shooting 2 short films and a feature...it's 27 cents)
Mike_Donis
Veteran
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
What about anarchism?
ha!
What about anarchism?
ha!
J_Barnes
Veteran
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
Some people go on a tear...Phil goes on a tilt.
http://www.spinegroup.com/Advice/BlfldBt.html
Some people go on a tear...Phil goes on a tilt.
http://www.spinegroup.com/Advice/BlfldBt.html
bodaphoto
Well-known member
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
Jarred officially remains President of DVXuser.com ..... Forever. The other candidates may make their concession speeches at any time now.
Jarred whenever you are ready to make your acceptence speech. Something along the lines of a Chicken in every pot, a DVX 100a in both hands....
Jarred officially remains President of DVXuser.com ..... Forever. The other candidates may make their concession speeches at any time now.
Jarred whenever you are ready to make your acceptence speech. Something along the lines of a Chicken in every pot, a DVX 100a in both hands....
Barry_Green
Moderator
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
As second-place vote-getter, I will accept the role of "Vice President", which means I shall now be locked up in an "undisclosed location", according to TC...
Long live the prez!
As second-place vote-getter, I will accept the role of "Vice President", which means I shall now be locked up in an "undisclosed location", according to TC...
Long live the prez!
Phil
Veteran
Re: DVX User Presidential Election
Vice President BARRY GREEN,
In the "Undisclosed Location" we shall feed you a diet of questions and comments such as:
"What's that clunk?"
"How to turn off the power save?"
"Is there a DVX200 coming out?"
"Does this look like film*?"
*we might substitute film for "film-like, 16mm, or 35mm"
;D
Vice President BARRY GREEN,
In the "Undisclosed Location" we shall feed you a diet of questions and comments such as:
"What's that clunk?"
"How to turn off the power save?"
"Is there a DVX200 coming out?"
"Does this look like film*?"
*we might substitute film for "film-like, 16mm, or 35mm"
;D