DVX User Presidential Election

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Well, Jarred is our benevolent dictator, isn't he? But if I *was* elected, there'd be a few changes--that's for sure. First off--no more platinum members. It would go something like Tin, Molybdenum, Titanium Alloy, and Neptunium members. Wait a second, maybe Rutherfordium would replace Neptunian. According to WebElements, "Rutherfordium is a synthetic element that is not present in the environment at all. It has no uses." For the record, I *like* the sound of that. That would be pretty sum up my platform--except for the FREE BEER and a cool CLUBHOUSE.
 
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I would like to formally accuse Barry_S of cheating. He intercepted an inter-office memo to my staff about the cool club house with free beer. But Barry got one thing wrong... there will also be mixed drinks!

Nice try, my most worthy advesary.
 
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[quote author=TC link=board=Offtopic;num=1098812690;start=15#21 date=10/26/04 at 19:39:25]cool club house with free beer... there will also be mixed drinks!

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Umm, ... How many times are you allowed to vote for one person!
 
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Depends on what state your voting in. :D

( I guess that doesn't work for Canadians. :P)
 
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That wasn't meant to be a Canadian joke! It started off as a joke about Florida... and then... well... I suppose it turned into one. :D
 
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;D That's ok your Incumbent President / Founder is, ummm, ... “Oh Canada we stand on … "

;D
 
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Hey! Wait a minute... you called me a Yankee, and the Yankees lost. Your calling me a loser!
 
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Unfortunately, TC's mixed drinks consist of acetone, anti-freeze, or sterno--mixed with Tang. After just a few drinks, the results are insanity, blindness, or most likely both. Of couse, my SWANKY CLUBHOUSE will have plenty of amenities including mixed drinks made with the finest fresh juices and expensive call brands, and real FRENCH CHAMPAGNE. CUSTOM CRYSTAL SWIZZLE STICKS, DISCO LIGHTS, and POLYNESIAN DANCERS should more than set the mood for serious discussions of CCD dynamic range and 2:3:3:2 pulldown removal. All this, plus...THE GROTTO. Nuff said.
 
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Oh sure, go to Barry's club house if you want that fancy shmancy "you have to put a shirt on to come in here" atmosphere. Our acetone/ anti-freeze shots might not be as elegant, but if you don't pass out, they ensure one hell of a night.
 
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TC I didn't change that in the poll, must have an uncontrollable moderator :o
 
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AHH!! It's a rigged election!! I am not a liar!

I call scandal on the moderators! This is what I meant by "who will moderate the moderators" Elections get ugly. :'(

THIS IS TEARING OUR COMMUNITY APART!
 
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TC! - C'mon... Puppies??? :(

Dude, you make it hard to consider you as a candidate. >:(
 
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I don't want to join the rumor mill... but it is my understanding that one of my opponents sold his DVX to get an XL2. Do we really want people with XL2s to run our DVX board? I think not.

Oh... if only I were a mod in this section. You guys better hope this doesn't make it to Special Effects or Compression!
 
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