duuuuude

grinner

Carbonite Member
so like,
I have a stye in the eye and the mrs has been tryin to get me to go to the doctor. I don't do doctors as all of mt ailments are a direct result of them so I've been mendin' on my own.
Well this morning I woke up and saw a bottle of something with "eye care" on it and figured Nan had laid it out for me to use. I poured a direct shot into my eye and was instantly on fire. Ahhhh!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!???? Nan was all like ahhhh!!>> wtf!!!??? The dog jumped up with an "aaahh wtf!!????"
It seems she had been cleaning here glases the night before with some industrial strength windex from hell for eye glasses.

oops.


man the stye aint no problem today. I want the layers of eyeball back.
 
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