...does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Zander]

Let's start a thread of "How many ___ does it take to change a light bulb?" jokes. I'll start.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?








2, 1 to change the lightbulb and 1 to record it.

 

[Hans Moleman]

how many grips does it take to change a lightbulb?

2. one to hold it, one to hammer it in.

 

[Anhar_Miah]

How many Idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 light bulbs, because the light bulbs screw them over!

 

[Luis Caffesse]

Here's some good ones for you:

http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=26912

http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=47435

My personal favorite:

Q: How many Editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

 

[David Jimerson]

Frat guys:

105.

One to do it, 99 to wear the t-shirt, and 5 to get the keg.

David Jimerson, Chi Phi A-X '93

 

[fixitinpost]

Q: How many directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one more guys, I promise.