Digging into a deeper hole

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you may not believe me... but i was quite the ladies man in my day... so let's get this one thing straight... since day one... all the girls have know you've been messing around with all of them... but like all girls they just love the competition... it seems that if you choose one it might ruin the friendships of the other chicks... and if they're all hot and you rather not choose any than choose one... then use the choice of NOT CHOOSIGN ANY to your advantage. talk to them (at the same time) and come clean... say somthing like... i've been seeing all of you and i know you girls knew all along but, i just can't let it go on any longer... i care for you all... but i am truly torn... i don't want to come between your friendships... basically lie!!! haha!! then you'll be the good ol sweet charming dude they remember and you'll be single again and the talk of the town will be that you dumped all three girls a one time. then don't who*e around for a coupe of weeks and the chicks will be curious again.

DISCLAIMER:
don't perform this unless you're ready to get your arse beat up by all their friends and big brothers!!

it may be a better option than mowing lawns for the rest of your life... i've tried it in the fifth grade and i quit after my first mow.
 
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Yeah, I dunno why I did either haha. I REALLY wanted to know what happened between the Porsche, Ferrari and Lamborghini. Which did you pick, or is that to be decided tonight?

-Kegan
 
I heard this and it sounds appropriate:

A young bull is standing on top of a hill, looking down on a field full of cows.
He turns to an older bull and says, "Hey, let's run down there and f&ck one of those cows!"
The older bull, still eating his grass, slowly looks up at him and says, "Why don't we walk down there and f&ck them all?"
 
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