Detention :(

DBoz699

Veteran
...got a detention for 2 hours today. It sucked ass!! It all started back in period 4/5 in History.

I'm walking in the hall..the bell rings..i walk into class 10 seconds after the bell rings cuz of a long distant walk from another class. I get into class..my teacher says im late..then im like..ok ok ok yes i kno...shes like..NO ITS NOT OK! madd randomly...and I totally ignored her thinking it wasnt about me..cuz some kid asked her a question...and i go sit in the corner of the room where i usually do..in the back..alone. I sit and she starts yelling at me...and im like..WTF SKITZO!...then we had our ''assistant'' teacher..and this dude..seirouslly is HUGE! like Schwarzeneggar....and he gets in my face..and i try moving him outta my way to talk to the teacher..and he starts yellin at me.

So we have this huge argument over class times and walking in the halls after the bell and how far my classes are from each other....that went on for 10 min..i was about to attack the big guy there cuz he was saying how im not mature enough for this grade and that i should be put in like 3rd grade because hes right and im wrong..and thats exactly wat he said.

So i get in his face...and the old douche of a teacher calls the security guard and Dean. And they ask me to leave class with them...and im like..no im not leaving becuase this is pointless. I cant help it if I cant get to class RIGHT wen the bell rings because of the distant walk..oh and BTW...i have a school of 2,000 kids...so keep that mind for the size.

5 minutes later..i go with the dean and security guard after they had to like rip me off the Schwarzenteacher. I wasnt literally like on him beatin him up..i was jus in his face yelling...so then i go to the main office...sit there..twiddle my thumbs and look out the window...and then i think tomyself a reallly good movie idea while watching my Dean fill out forms for a 2 hour detention....i whip out a piece of paper...then i start writing out ideas that randomly come together...and hes like...Wat is that? and i was like..personal notes, nohting important..and hes like..lemme see..im like..no its personal....then hes like..LEMME FUKING SEE!!...so i get up and take the notebook and slam it on his desk and his papers go flying. The security guard comes in...takes my whole freaking bag...MP3 player...Fear and Loathing Book..everything.

Since I couldnt do much..i jus sat down cursing under my breath...and then after school..i had to go to this room for detention....i had to sit there and stare at a wall...and just my luck..the teacher supervising detention was Schwarzenteacher....and he gives me a dirty look when i turned around. After detention...I was really pissed at the teachers...so I kinda snuck into the art room and took out a small bottle of glue..and i glued the keyholes and locks of the classroom my History teacher teaches in..and she was in the room at the time..the door was shut...she didnt notice me glueing the keyhole...and welll....i got my revenge..cuz that locks the dooor. :grin:

She got out eventually..she jus really had to turn the knob really hard...but she started panicing wen it wouldnt open at first.

That's my amazing day!! 2 hour detention...i get my stuff taken away untill tomorrow morning...but i got my revenge on my teacher. :grin:

..it was almost like they planned on attacking a student today for the smallest little reason...and it was me..LHASDFLHASDFH AAAAAAAAHHH!!
 
High school sucks! I used to hate when people said those are the best years of your life cuz there not.

I remember when cops came to my school and took me out of class in hand cuffs. They thought I was responsible for knocking over a life guard tower on the beach but i was in New York when it happend.

Then there was the funny days...I knew a kid named Gene he was a senior when i was in 9th. He and some other kids put some kind a glue in every single key hole in the school. No one could unlock the doors. So everyone had to go to the gymnasium, it was hilarious.

Oh and I think the asshole security guard got fired too.
 
LMAO!!!!!!!! Oh man wait wait,,, LMAO SOME MORE!

Jesus blckhawk... I'd trade detention for my troubles any and everyday!
 
NO CA$H said:
High school sucks! I used to hate when people said those are the best years of your life cuz there not.

Oh come on. Give it a year or so and you'll realize it's true. It was fun, I miss those days...

coffee said:
LMAO!!!!!!!! Oh man wait wait,,, LMAO SOME MORE!

Jesus blckhawk... I'd trade detention for my troubles any and everyday!

lol totally! kids these days :laugh:

Besides, detention? pfft Try 6 months under police supervision for "attacking" school guard... The moron wouldn't let us outside during the break and when I turned to my friends and said "I'm just gonna break his face if he keeps up" he took out his gun and pointed it at me :huh: I didn't touch him, just cursed the **** out of him and he went complaining to the principal. She never believed me nor the other guys (we didn't really like each other :grin: ) and called my mom over, as usually, then put me on the police account.
 
There was this other time too where I was walking and a big fight broke out between my friend and this fat dude..my friend was losing...and I ran to the bathroom and got a huuuuuuge roll of paper towels...wet them...came back to the fight..and jumped on the fat kid and I like put the paper towls on hisface..thinking it would probably blind him or jus stunn him while my friend runs away...and then security guards come and pull me off and i get in truble and not the other two guys....wat timing...
 
i'm sure there's some other part to the story you aren't telling us man. i've never heard of a teacher just going psycho on a student for no reason.
 
If your description of the day is at all accurate, you deserved everything you got.

And it's also apparent that you didn't learn anything from it.

Grow up. Get to class on time. And get rid of the chip.
 
Man, if you think high school is tough...wait till you find out what happens when you're late for a film shoot or another job where time is a factor. Give me detention any day! Ah...high school...i hated it too, but now i miss it. ha,ha.
 
blckhawk542 said:
There was this other time too where I was walking and a big fight broke out between my friend and this fat dude..my friend was losing...and I ran to the bathroom and got a huuuuuuge roll of paper towels...wet them...came back to the fight..and jumped on the fat kid and I like put the paper towls on hisface..thinking it would probably blind him or jus stunn him while my friend runs away...and then security guards come and pull me off and i get in truble and not the other two guys....wat timing...
I'm beginning to associate with that History Teacher. :grin:

Try to work on your self-control. I can't really relate to your situation above, as I'm a rare breed, and I've always been one to calculate outcomes before I open my mouth (and there are downfalls). Be mellow, and don't let your impulses control you. :engel017:

Oh, and Jesus loves you.

*vomit*
 
Justin_Kirch said:
i'm sure there's some other part to the story you aren't telling us man. i've never heard of a teacher just going psycho on a student for no reason.

No. She's done this with other kids in my class when they come a few seconds after the bell. This one girl was right at the door and she wasnt fullly in the classroom when the bell rang..and my teacher is like..WHY ARENT YOU HERE WHEN THE BELL RINGS?!?! and she gave her madd poo poo..then the girl started to cry.



Dave...If you understood how it is to get from the opposite side of the school to another. In 4 minutes...you'd be kinda ticked off too when you have an old lady yelling at you everyday for the same reason that you keep trying to tell her....What i learned from this experience is to keep trying to get to class faster without getting in trouble for running in the halls. Plus..this teacher gives **** to me and the class everyday...so i was kinda fed up with her and Schwarzenteacher's BS they give.


but in anycase..the glue thing..i wouldnt do again.....two reasons....1. To risky getting caught in the act...and 2. I dont feel like getting another 2 hour detention.

but in all..i have an enjoyment to look upon now when i go to her class knowning the look on her face when that door was glued shut...ohh mmyyyyy goodness..one of those had to be there moments.

:)
 
JoeNash said:
hahahahhahahaha..ah i miss highschool, now i just get arrested
heheheh dats funny man........... HEY BLACKHAWK! DARN IT LISTEN TO ME I GOT KICKED OUT OF EVERY GRADE EXCEPT 1ST,8TH ...........DARN! I THOUGHT I DID BETTER THAN THAT..... ANYWAYS JUST DO YOUR TIME AND DO IT WELL AND I MEAN DO IT LEARNING ALL YOU CAN. REMEMBER PATIENCE IF YOU WANT TO BE A FILM MAKER OR ANYTHING ELSE DO IT WITH CLASS (NO PUN INTENDED). NEXT TIME ADMIT YOU'RE LATE AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. NO EXCUSES NO CRY BABY CRAP JUST LIKE YOU'RE DOING TIME IN PRISON. SHOW THE TEACHER RESPECT AND THEY WILL IN TURN DO THE SAME. I WISED UP YEARS LATER AFTER WORKING MY BUTT OFF MANNUEL LABOR AND THEN EDUCATING MYSELF, THATS A HARD ROAD BROTHER AND I DON'T RECOMMEND IT. DON'T TELL ME HOW BAD THE TEACHERS ARE, I HAD GONE TO SCHOOL IN THE 60S AND 70S I'VE BEEN CALLED A LIL NIGGER, CHINK, GOOK, SLANT EYE, SLOPE, SPIC, JAP, AND THAT WAS FROM THE TEACHERS. THE KIDS WERE WORSE NEEDLESS TO SAY I GOT KICKED OUT OF A LOT OF SCHOOLS AND ALMOST WENT TO REFORM SCHOOL. DO YOUR TIME CAUSE THERE'S WHOLE LOT MORE TO COME, JUST LOOK AT IT LIKE PRACTICE. ANYWAY SORRY ABOUT THE PREACHING. AS GEORGE HARRISON SANG; ALL THINGS MUST PASS..........JUST LIKE MY SIGNATURE BELOW......ALL THAT SH@# WILL MOVE ON AND OUT! AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK"AS YOUR ATTORNEY TAKE TWO OZ. OF WHEAT GRASS ONE BOILED HEAD OF CABBAGE,THROW OUT THE CABBAGE, DRINK THE JUICE, LOCK THE BATHEROOM DOOR,LITE SOME SCENTED CANDLES, DO NOT STRIKE A MATCH AFTER I REPEAT DO NOT. AND YES DO THIS AT HOME
 
Sean R said:
I'm beginning to associate with that History Teacher. :grin:

Try to work on your self-control. I can't really relate to your situation above, as I'm a rare breed, and I've always been one to calculate outcomes before I open my mouth (and there are downfalls). Be mellow, and don't let your impulses control you. :engel017:

Oh, and Jesus loves you.

*vomit*

ahha

well...my friend was in need of help..and i couldnt go against the big kid cuz hes like 4 times the size of me...so I was like..hmmm maybe i can stun him for like 2 seconds as my friend gets away...so i did the paper towel thing...i jumped on this kid..and mind you..im 215 pounds...this kid like...300...and he didnt even fall wen i jumped on him..he jus nudged..and i covered his face with the towel and then justice came into play...:(

I'm always mellow thou...only at certain times i might be....y-lin out. :thumbsup:
 
Does your school have cameras? If I tried to glue the locks, they'd know in 5 minutes who was responsible.
 
Yeah they do..but only at certain areas of the school...like the links only and stairs...this class is jus smack in the middle of the hall away from like anything.

woah..i never thought about gettin caught on the cams. HA! thats suttin to think about when Senior prank comes around.....lol
 
Oxygen Thief (ock-see-jin theef)
noun;
1. one who is useless to society, a throbbing roadblock to humankind's evolution
2. the obese and overweight
3. conservative right-wing nazis
4. liberal left-wing commies

hahaha i just looked that up in the dictionary.
 
rofl weren't you the one who got in a fight with some kid over a dvx and xl2? You're either very stubborn or are in the wrong place at the wrong time, regardless, have fun while you're there.
 
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