Delta Farce (Please don't hurt me!)

Kirk Gillock

Rebel with a cause
I stumbled across this gem the other day. Definitely watch the HD version so you can see every pixel of what's wrong with the world today.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/deltafarce/hd/


This movie looks so bad..... I was actually surprised Larry The Cable Guy agreed to be in it.

:)

Seriously though, this movie looks so bad.... the cans of film should be confiscated and then taken before a war tribunal for Crimes Against Humanity.

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i saw that last night as well. Bad for sure, but not nearly as bad as some of the stuff thats supposed to be serious coming out this year.
 
Typically films like this will have just one "event" that will setup the joke (a man gets mistaken for a woman, etc.). This one is such a piece of junk that it requires TWO unbelievable events to setup it's joke (hunters being mistaken for marine reserves and then being dropped into Mexico, not Iraq). Stretch Armstrong couldn't even stretch a joke that far.

Pathetic.

I wouldn't be surprised if the story was written by a 2nd grader. Seriously, it reminds me of Mad Libs. Remember those? Where you just fill in random Nouns and Verbs into a paragraph. But at least Mad Libs made you think. ...And were funny.

:)
 
Im with you PK!
wow i really cant stand larry the cable guy or any of the blue collar comedians for that matter but in my small ass hicktown people love them which is really the target audience i gues lol. what a big waste of money for the studios and the viewers.
 
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