Definitions ala DVX Cafe
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Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
Circle of Confusion (COF): Any person or persons contemplating which camera to purchase, Canon or Panasonic
Exposure: What wives and girlfriends will do to steal their men away from surfing DVXUser i.e. they expose themselves (usually unsuccessful however)
Circle of Confusion (COF): Any person or persons contemplating which camera to purchase, Canon or Panasonic
Exposure: What wives and girlfriends will do to steal their men away from surfing DVXUser i.e. they expose themselves (usually unsuccessful however)
Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
[quote author=Oz link=board=Offtopic;num=1095839783;start=0#1 date=09/22/04 at 01:47:13]Circle of Confusion (COF): Any person or persons contemplating which camera to purchase, Canon or Panasonic
Exposure: What wives and girlfriends will do to steal their men away from surfing DVXUser i.e. they expose themselves (usually unsuccessful however)[/quote]
Nice ones man!
All the best
Fidel.
[quote author=Oz link=board=Offtopic;num=1095839783;start=0#1 date=09/22/04 at 01:47:13]Circle of Confusion (COF): Any person or persons contemplating which camera to purchase, Canon or Panasonic
Exposure: What wives and girlfriends will do to steal their men away from surfing DVXUser i.e. they expose themselves (usually unsuccessful however)[/quote]
Nice ones man!
All the best
Fidel.
Story_of_Yesterday
Active member
Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
Rack Focus: Most popular around college campuses or strip joints...
Over Exposure: When your over-ugly girlfriend, while still trying to get you off of DVXuser, lets them flop to the floor, immediately affecting the cones and rods in your eyes as they melt away. The rest of your remaining time spent blind you're then petitioning for a brail version of DVXuser.
24P: Ask for it at any bar. It's the upgraded 24 oz "pint." All the better to help you shoot with.
Rack Focus: Most popular around college campuses or strip joints...
Over Exposure: When your over-ugly girlfriend, while still trying to get you off of DVXuser, lets them flop to the floor, immediately affecting the cones and rods in your eyes as they melt away. The rest of your remaining time spent blind you're then petitioning for a brail version of DVXuser.
24P: Ask for it at any bar. It's the upgraded 24 oz "pint." All the better to help you shoot with.
nullphonic
Well-known member
Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
XLR: eX Lovers Ridicule or eX Lovers Rampage ;D
XLR: eX Lovers Ridicule or eX Lovers Rampage ;D
Phil
Veteran
Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
AUTO FOCUS: Being specific on which $200,000 car you will buy once you're famous.
PANASONIC BATTERY: While filming in a bad neighborhood, getting beat up while your camera is stolen.
IRIS: One of the names of the many girls you will be sleeping with being a DVX Owner! 8)
AUTO FOCUS: Being specific on which $200,000 car you will buy once you're famous.
PANASONIC BATTERY: While filming in a bad neighborhood, getting beat up while your camera is stolen.
IRIS: One of the names of the many girls you will be sleeping with being a DVX Owner! 8)
THiNSPiRiT
Well-known member
Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
HMI: Hairy Men Institute...
NLE: No longer Eligible for sex...
HMI: Hairy Men Institute...
NLE: No longer Eligible for sex...
nullphonic
Well-known member
Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
CCD: Chocolate Covered Donuts ;D
And everyone knows that a camera with 3 Chocolate Covered Donuts is better than a camera with just 1.
CCD: Chocolate Covered Donuts ;D
And everyone knows that a camera with 3 Chocolate Covered Donuts is better than a camera with just 1.
Beat Takeshi
Two-Hip Shakur
Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
Shutter speed: The speed at which you shut up that wife thats trying to get you off DVXuser (pronounced shut-her speed)
MiniDV: Small version of D-ick Viagra or DV.
HD: Hard D-ick. What happens after DV
35mm: size of which your tool becomes after excessive use of any of the above.
16mm: size of which your tool becomes if you still dont get it.
Shutter speed: The speed at which you shut up that wife thats trying to get you off DVXuser (pronounced shut-her speed)
MiniDV: Small version of D-ick Viagra or DV.
HD: Hard D-ick. What happens after DV
35mm: size of which your tool becomes after excessive use of any of the above.
16mm: size of which your tool becomes if you still dont get it.
disjecta
Lucky Duck
Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
Dolly Grip: Unprecedented strength my daughter has when her brother tries to snatch her Barbie away.
After Effects: The uncontrollable shaking you get in your arm after using a Glidecam 4000 for too long.
Boom Pole: A long stick attached to dynamite. Typically made by Acme. Recommended by Wile e. Coyote.
Fixed Lens: When you get your camera back from the Panny repair shop after forgetting your camera strap while shooting from a helicopter.
Focus Ring: A large gem worn on the finger of a hypnotist.
Auto Settings: Things that need to be in place when shooting from a car
Exposure Control: What your agent has after you release your film.
Okay, now I'm bored.
Dolly Grip: Unprecedented strength my daughter has when her brother tries to snatch her Barbie away.
After Effects: The uncontrollable shaking you get in your arm after using a Glidecam 4000 for too long.
Boom Pole: A long stick attached to dynamite. Typically made by Acme. Recommended by Wile e. Coyote.
Fixed Lens: When you get your camera back from the Panny repair shop after forgetting your camera strap while shooting from a helicopter.
Focus Ring: A large gem worn on the finger of a hypnotist.
Auto Settings: Things that need to be in place when shooting from a car
Exposure Control: What your agent has after you release your film.
Okay, now I'm bored.
Re: Definitions ala DVX Cafe
[quote author=Oppressor_LOB link=board=Offtopic;num=1095839783;start=0#14 date=09/23/04 at 12:16:29]
35mm: size of which your tool becomes after excessive use of any of the above. [/quote]
35mm = 1 inch or so . . . . . ok . . . . errrr . . . . that would mean : auto shutoff
[quote author=Oppressor_LOB link=board=Offtopic;num=1095839783;start=0#14 date=09/23/04 at 12:16:29]
35mm: size of which your tool becomes after excessive use of any of the above. [/quote]
35mm = 1 inch or so . . . . . ok . . . . errrr . . . . that would mean : auto shutoff