Dave Barry's Gift Guide!!!

[groveChuck]

OK, I know everybody's done all their shopping... right???

Well, just in case you haven't, or if you want to see what you should've bought, we give you Dave Barry's Gift Guide (from the Pulitzer Prize winning Miami Herald humor columnist). Full color photos included!!!

No cheap ties, cologne or fruitcake here.
Nuggets like a wine rack. No, not a wood rack to put wine bottles in but...

For the true wine connoisseur, there is nothing more enjoyable than sucking body-temperature wine from a tube connected to a polyurethane bladder concealed in a woman’s undergarment.
That, in a nutshell, is the appeal of the Wine Rack, a sports brassiere equipped with a bladder that holds 25 ounces of wine or other beverages.

or The Girlfriend Pillow

The Girlfriend Pillow is a soft pillow with a single “arm,” and what the manufacturer describes as “2 round shape cushions on the surface that gives you a breast-like sensation.”
In other words, sleeping with this pillow is exactly like sleeping with a real, biological woman who happens to have only one arm, and no lower body, and no head, and is covered with fabric. Think of the advantages!

Or, the Toad Purse. Literally.

Happy shopping and Happy Holidays!!! :grin: :thumbsup: :grin:

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/12/04/2529831/dave-barrys-gift-guide.html