Craigslist What has the world come to?

David W. Jones

David W. Jones

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Slow day, so I thought I'd see if any work was available on craigslist. What the hell?

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/tlg/4738681354.html


"I am a video artist currently working on a project about contemporary masculinity in the American South. For part of this project I would like to shoot some video of men masturbating with their firearms. I would also like to interview you for a little bit before or after about your thoughts about baring arms and the current state of the world. You will be compensated as an actor/model for your time, $100/hour, no more than $200.

You must be of legal age and have the required permits to own your firearms! No cartridges, clips or magazines. NO AMMO. You will be required to sign a model release form, and provide ID that states your legal age. Confidentiality will be respected, this information will not be shared with anyone. There will be no sex! These video shoots will be legal, safe and sane at all times.

Race, body-type etc. do not matter. You MUST be located in the mid south. The crew will come to you and the video shoot will take place in your home. There will be a small crew of no more than 3 people, no less than 2. Video shoots will be scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays during daylight hours."

When you respond to this ad I will be happy to direct you to samples of my previous video projects. I am looking to schedules video shoots for the weekends of November 8-9 and 15-16. Possibly some weekends in December also. This project is professional and affiliated with arts institutions. Please be professional in your responses.
 
I don't think this post I saw just minutes ago beats yours, but it comes in a close second :Drogar-BlackEye(DBG:


vomit on camera (Anywhere)

compensation: no pay

I'm looking for a few people to film themselves vomiting. The grosser and more graphic the better. If you're a smoker I'd love some of you smoking and vomiting. Yes this is a weird request but I'm putting together a short video to help people acquire disgusting associations with smoking cigarettes to help them quit. This is an unpaid project and everyone involved will be doing it out of a desire to help folks quit smoking. I will thank you in the credits, or not if you wish. Other disgusting footage welcome, although please nothing violent/gory or cruel to any living creature. Just send footage to the email link and THANK YOU in advance for helping!
 
When hired to appear in these productions, the "talent" immediately callshis mother and excitedly relates the details of the job for which he has just been hired.

Mom: "Darling, how can you debase yourself like this? I'd rather you be repossessing homes, cheating people in cards, used used car salesman -- anything but this!"

Talent: "What, and give up showbiz?"
 
what im taking away from this is that i get paid $100 an hour to spank it and play with guns, while most ads offer the same amount per DAY to bust your ass and use your expensive camera gear. so who's the real loser out of the two?
 
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