Cookie is a Somtimes Food!

Prairieboy

Prairieboy

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Alright here is todays sign of the apocalypse. I was listening to a news piece on the radio today that Cookie Monster's diet will no longer entirely consist of cookies. C is for cookie has been tossed aside, and his new hit is Cookie is a sometimes food.
I understand that people are getting bigger and all, but come on now this is Cookie Monster we are talking about people.

Just doing my part to give you something to think about. :thumbsup:
 
You cannot even be serious.

What? Damn parents; get your fat ass kids off the playstation and MTV and out playing ball; damn.
 
John my laptop almost fell off my lap I was laughing so hard. I wish I was making this up. Seems he will be spending most of his time interacting with singing fruits and vegetables. It only took 35 years or so, but it seems the Street has lost its edge.
 
Yeah, but the report I saw here finished with saying that he's not lost it all and cookie monster going

"You know, cookie is sumtime food....and now is sometime....nyum nyum nyum nyum"

Love that guy. As embarrassing as it is, occasionally I eat biscuits (you guys call them cookies) Cookie Monster style....and I'm 33! ;)

Aaron
 
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(from my blog post last week)
 
..hes aging. hes turned into a raging lunatic.. doesnt know whats good for him anymore.. hes a COOKIE MONSTER.. if he doesnt eat dang cookies he will DIE. what the heck possesed them to want to destroy him like that! let him have his dignity.
 
The Cookie Monster outrage is just the beginning. Now they're saying that Snuffleupagus has to shave his hose because it is "too suggestive." They might remove it altogether!!! What's next? Bert and Ernie can't take baths together anymore? Sesame Street renamed to Vanilla Avenue? Balls...
 
And yet getting fatter all the time! Maybe if people started going out and doing things they enjoy - outside....

Kai, that picture is awesome! :D

I hear ya John. I don't eat sweet stuff very often either (though cookies are really good..). Actually, I've been eating a lot of these weird little rolls lately from CostCo (strange, yes. Good, surprisingly). Now I generally detest the place but these things are great! Good for ya too! [/weird commentary]
 
John_Hudson said:
You cannot even be serious.

What? Damn parents; get your fat ass kids off the playstation and MTV and out playing ball; damn.
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I agree, when I was growing up, even now I never really played video games or computer games. Something is seriously wrong when the cookie monster doesn't eat mass amounts of cookies.....
 
Goddamn pc cookie monster. :angry: I'm gonna create the cigarette monster.

C is for cigarette, it's bad enough for me. Oh cigarette, cigarette... :evil:
 
Think of this as Political Correctness taken to next level. Absolute Bull CRAP!!

I came home and caught the story on CNN Headline News!! OF ALL PLACES!!

*Supposedly* the Cooke monster *will* still eat cookies....but only in moderation. I think he has to eat veggies too now. CRAZINESS!!

If there's a show that needs to be cancelled or changed....it's those God damn Teletubbies!! Tell me that show is good for kids. I've serisously heard little kids talking in that dumbass *UH OH* Teletubby voice before. That's a REAL good influence on them I'm sure. Before kids can even learn to speak proper languages, they are speaking *teletubby*. I swear....it's warping their feeble little minds. :(

~reservoir~
 
John_Hudson said:
Teletubbies might be the most disturbing thing I have witnessed. No really.
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That's an understatement! What the hell are those things anyway? It's got to be a joke!

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That's for real?
 
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