Chuck Norris didn't turn 70 today...

[Batutta]

Jack Bauer has to torture people to death to get the required information.

Chuck Norris just has to look at the bad guy to make the bad guy hand over the requisite information, while torturing himself to death.

Simpler: If Chuck Norris starred in 24, it would be called 1.

 

[Ki-Ki]

Jack Bauer has to torture people to death to get the required information.

Chuck Norris just has to look at the bad guy to make the bad guy hand over the requisite information, while torturing himself to death.

If I knew who Chuck Norris is, or watched any of his.. ****. Then I could come back from that. :happy:

You just need a Bauer thread to level the weighing scale.

 

[Tom Shortridge]

Anybody remember when the big thing was "Vin Diesel Facts," before the Chuck Norris ones took over?

 

[Jim Brennan]

Anybody remember when the big thing was "Vin Diesel Facts," before the Chuck Norris ones took over?

No....and I'm thinking there's a good reason for that...

 

[Jawa Ex Machina]

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthday, because he doesn't move forward through time.

He stands still while time moves backwards around him.

 

[groveChuck]

Chuck Norris... he kicked Time's @ss, then kicked a Black Hole's @ss and became... the Master of Dark Matter...

 

[bill totolo]

Chuck Norris turned 70 and had a mid-life crisis... briefly.

 

[Jawa Ex Machina]

Chuck Norris turned 70 and had a mid-life crisis... briefly.

No way. Chuck Norris turned 70 and LIFE had a mid-chuck norris crisis.

 

[MSpencer]

You just need a Bauer thread to level the weighing scale.

chuck norris can slam a revolving door....

 

[Ki-Ki]

If you live to view this reply, it's because Jack laughed at your attempt and decided to let you live.

(p.s. - i'm knackered, night!)

 

[GoodLuck]

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthday, because he doesn't move forward through time.

He stands still while time moves backwards around him.

No way. Chuck Norris turned 70 and LIFE had a mid-chuck norris crisis.

lol