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Two and a Half Men' creator has a message for Charlie Sheen.
Hours after Charlie Sheen said his "Two and a Half Men" bosses, not his rehab, were responsible for the show's hiatus, the show's creator struck back.
Chuck Lorre, who regularly adds messages to his end-of-show vanity cards, included one after Monday's episode that said this:
"I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."
Lorre made light of Sheen's reckless living on the same day the actor said on "The Dan Patrick Show" that he is ready to return to the show but that his bosses aren't ready to resume shooting. The show went on hiatus Jan. 28 to accommodate his latest rehab stint.
Hours after Charlie Sheen said his "Two and a Half Men" bosses, not his rehab, were responsible for the show's hiatus, the show's creator struck back.
Chuck Lorre, who regularly adds messages to his end-of-show vanity cards, included one after Monday's episode that said this:
"I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."
Lorre made light of Sheen's reckless living on the same day the actor said on "The Dan Patrick Show" that he is ready to return to the show but that his bosses aren't ready to resume shooting. The show went on hiatus Jan. 28 to accommodate his latest rehab stint.
