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DBoz699

DBoz699

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SCORE!!

Just came back from the ice cream shoppe with that super duper hottt girl I was tellin you guys about. It went madd goood. She was talkin alot..so I jus listened a few times..and some moments tuned out but made it seem I was listening...lol
We had like ice creams..i had a Tangerine Sorbert...then we went walking around the whole little like center...it was fun.
Then we come back to the ice cream place and sit down and like 10 min later, her mom came and picked her up...but before she left she was like...."we HAVE to do this again, it was so much fun...here's my number."
I was like....YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!.....then she gave me a hug and left...then I was like....SCORE!!

Then my dad comes and gets me..hes like...wat happened!??!..I was like...I got her cell fone digits..hes like...wordddd!!

That was bout it...I thought I shuld share wit some of you, since I was talkin bout it in another thread. :thumbup:
 
blckhawk542 said:
She was talkin alot..so I jus listened a few times..and some moments tuned out but made it seem I was listening...lol
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If she catches you, just tell her you were lost in her beauty. :happy:


That was bout it...I thought I shuld share wit some of you, since I was talkin bout it in another thread. :thumbup:
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You mean, the thread I got locked because I pissed off both Pooh and Hudson with one fell swoop?
 
Terry_Lasater said:
If she catches you, just tell her you were lost in her beauty. :happy:
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LOL!! thats a good one Terry!!

Terry_Lasater said:
You mean, the thread I got locked because I pissed off both Pooh and Hudson with one fell swoop?
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YES that thread! that magestic thread....of dialects and Fro slappin...haha
 
Terry_Lasater said:
If she catches you, just tell her you were lost in her beauty. :happy:




You mean, the thread I got locked because I pissed off both Pooh and Hudson with one fell swoop?
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I'm not pissed; I just got tired.
 
Youngman, you should be focusing on doing a good film. That way, when your movie makes it big, all the ladies would be up on you. Just watch out for TC's lady. Once she gets on you then you might have to see a doctor. ;)

Krazy youngsters! :beer:
 
Swedish Chef:
SCORE!!

Joost ceme-a beck frum zee ice-a creem shuppe-a veet thet sooper dooper huttt gurl I ves telleen yuoo gooys ebuoot. Um de hur de hur de hur. It vent medd guuud. Bork bork bork! She-a ves telkeen elut. Um de hur de hur de hur..su I joos leestened a foo teemes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.und sume-a muments tooned oooot boot mede-a it seem I ves leestening...lul
Ve-a hed leeke-a ice-a creems. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.i hed a Tungereene-a Surbert. Um de hur de hur de hur...zeen ve-a vent velkeeng eruoond zee vhule-a leettle-a leeke-a center. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!..it ves foon. Bork bork bork!
Zeen ve-a cume-a beck tu zee ice-a creem plece-a und seet doon und leeke-a 10 meen leter, her mum ceme-a und peecked her up...boot beffure-a she-a lefft she-a ves leeke-a...."ve-a HEFE tu du thees egeeen, it ves su mooch foon. Bork bork bork!..here's my noomber. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!"
I ves leeke-a....YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!.....zeen she-a gefe-a me-a a hoog und lefft. Um de hur de hur de hur...zeen I ves leeke-a....SCORE!!

Zeen my ded cumes und gets me-a..hes leeke-a...vet heppened!??!..I ves leeke-a...I gut her cell fune-a deegits. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.hes leeke-a...vurdddd!!

Thet ves buoot it. Um de hur de hur de hur...I thuooght I shoold shere-a veet sume-a ooff yuoo, seence-a I ves telkeen buoot it in unuzeer threed. Bork bork bork!
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Had too. Long live the dialectizer. :evil:
 
xl70e3 said:
Ehrmm... Is that some sort of achievement or something? :huh: :grin:
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Yes its a biiig achievement....cuz this girl was like....HAAAAAHIZZOTT!!

And for me...a dude who doesnt get chicks much....biiiig step. lool

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Um de hur de hur de hur
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LOL!!!
 
blckhawk542 said:
Yes its a biiig achievement....cuz this girl was like....HAAAAAHIZZOTT!!
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Ook... You know, I do get PWN, ROXXOR and that stuff, thx to playing MMORPGs a bit, but HAAAAAHIZZOTT is way outta my league. You make me feel old like Hudson, even though I'm only 5 years older than you :(
 
That is terrible bragging blckhawk... LOL...but congrats anyway. :thumbsup:

Be sure to invite us all to the wedding... just imagine the multi-angle video! :laugh:
 
xl70e3 said:
Ook... You know, I do get PWN, ROXXOR and that stuff, thx to playing MMORPGs a bit, but HAAAAAHIZZOTT is way outta my league. You make me feel old like Hudson, even though I'm only 5 years older than you :(
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Wats Roxxor? and MMORPGs?

mmm said:
That is terrible bragging blckhawk... LOL...but congrats anyway. :thumbsup:

Be sure to invite us all to the wedding... just imagine the multi-angle video! :laugh:
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mmm..your y-lin...its not braggin...ok well maybe just a smidge.....but wedding?? come one now your just being whackkk...but multi-angle video would be sweet...:grin:
 
Congratulation dboz. You just started shaving last week and you're already getting the girls. :) Your story really took me back to when I was your age. Good times. Good times. Enjoy it. Don't rush it. You only get these "firsts" a few times and then it's gone. Savor it.

So when's the next date? Wait!!! Don't call her back too soon or she'll think you're desperate. Don't wait too long to call or she'll think you're not reliable. ...Oh man, Let the games begin!!!

:)
 
PK Gillock said:
...Wait!!! Don't call her back too soon or she'll think you're desperate. Don't wait too long to call or she'll think you're not reliable. ...Oh man, Let the games begin!!!
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Yeah, I never got that "timing the text message and phonecall" thing. If I want to speak to a girl, I call them... especially if I am drunk :beer:

...whatever you do, don't get into the whole power struggle thing - it is the end of relationship...IME.

Women, you can't live with them. :evil:
 
...whatever you do, don't get into the whole power struggle thing - it is the end of relationship...IME.
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Yep...once you get into that routine it's like the Titanic. You know it's going down and you better get in the lifeboat and get out of that sucker. :laugh:
 
blckhawk542 said:
Wats Roxxor? and MMORPGs?
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Woah now -- did blckhawk just get stumped by some net lingo? Is this a first?? Come on man, you're supposed to be the one schoolin' us on dat jive talk!
 
Owen said:
Woah now -- did blckhawk just get stumped by some net lingo? Is this a first?? Come on man, you're supposed to be the one schoolin' us on dat jive talk!
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Urban Dictionary.com is so useless....it jus shows like 82093743974 different ways of spelling words that ppl havent even seen....like roxxor....I usually see it as r0xx0r...not o but with a 0...


Plus...all those terms are used on PC games....MMORPG...PC kinda game. r0xx0r...where u get pwnd
haha...no i didnt get stumped...i jus forgot what they meant...today actually i was thinkin about those words in english class...and now i remembered.

SO HA!! i still know the jive....DID EMMM DURRTTTY!!! OOH DEEE!!!

lol
 
As a DVXuser I say, "LOL :) "

As a part-time English teacher I say, "dboz, you have snizzzzzled and dizzzzzzled for the last time! I demand you go to the principle's office!" :) :) :)
 
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