Catherine Zeta-Jones is officially the hottest woman on Earth

It's Zooey not Zoey. I point this out because it's the only name
I've spelt right in this thread so far. She's cute alright.
 
This might seem seem kinda geeky, but am I the only one who thinks that Kelly Miyahara from Jeopardy is hot??

(she's on the right)
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Even if "Earth" meant "the portion of North American continent known as the U.S.A." the original statement still would be wrong. Zeta Jones? Seriously?
 
What's sexual intercourse? My mum was about to give me the birds n the bees story once but then the milkman rang the doorbell and I was sent to my room for a timeout. Weird.
 
I'm adding Ellen Page to my list - gogeous and can act. I think she'll have a long career.
 
Helen mirren at 20.... :)

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Umm just at 20? I would like her to be my girlfriend now. I mean, she has aged really well.


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Lord, how did this thread get this far without me remembering one of the few actresses who every time when I know she's going to be in a flick I'm about to watch, gets my panties all up in a bunch. Cate Blanchett...
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LOL...I actually didn't know they made manties...I have these really comfortable silk boxer briefs I got at Target that my wife jokingly calls Manties.
 
Say, this 'minds me of a joke...



A newlywed couple pledge complete and utter faithfulness to one another, with the one stipulation that they could each pick a "fantasy" exception. The guy opts for Nicole Kidman, his bride goes with Brad Pitt.

Ten years go by, and with the renewal of their vows, the two decide to "update their monogamy clause".
The Fella: I went first last time, hun...go ahead.
(beat)
The Gal: Hmmmm, I'll say Johnny Depp.
The Fella: Nice call. And I'll change mine to..........the babysitter.
 
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