Caption this...

pookie_old

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Whoa caption crazy! lol

Not to sound negative, but shouldn't threads w/ ass pics come w/ a "semi or work warning?"
 
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah.... I said I'd split the hundred bucks with you, just hang on, my friends are just around this corner..."

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"NO, NO, NO (sniff)......They ARE going to put me back on crossing gaurd duty I (snifff) know it....first the car....now THIS.........damn (sniff) kids and their complicated sport cars...aagghhhh, aaggghhh!!!"


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"Even after Ray Ray's new vicious tattoo, he and Tony were never able to hit their recruitment quota and once again were faced with having to return to their previous careers as stunt cats in domestic pet snuff flicks."

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"Doug didn't work very long at the Dutch DMV after a public outcry regarding his cruel and unusual tests and his unusual amount of time spent in the bathroom between tests. When questioned about his frequent bathroom visits Doug simply replied 'these tests take a lot out of me and I need to work things out'."
 
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That's NOT a periscope (wink, wink).


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Why spandex should be illegal.


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Why spandex should be legal.


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...And I just made the final payment.
 
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My Little Miss Pitty-Potty Doll is still in there - we have to go back!

It's okay Ned, I'll go back and get it - eh, her after we finish writing this up.

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I know, mine was totally riding up too! These are
so much better. I have to tell you - I'm totally
jealous of how tight your **** is in these things. I'm
such a flab queen!

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"Raaaaaalllllllllppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.
 
pookie said:
You know, if she ever loses weight, the tatoo shrinks to I-heart-PK.:thumbsup:

That reminds me of a good story I heard. A buddy of mine was going out with a girl named Wendy. He was so in love with her that he decided to tatoo her name on his private part. When he was excited, the tatoo said "Wendy", but when he wasn't it only said "wy". One day he was taking a shower at the gym and noticed that the black guy next to him also had "wy" tatooed on his member. So he asked the guy if he had a girlfriend named Wendy, too. With a strong Jamaican accent, the guy answered "No mon, mine says Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day."
 
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