Jose, off camera, netted 80k year one by building a wood plank slide out of scrap wood then plucking splinters with some tweezers at a buck each in his what use to be lemonade stand.
The real money came from ressetting the compund fractures from the cleverly placed ladder.
The barely noticeably red spot on the back his shorts in fact was not jam from the sandwich his mom packed him, but in fact BLOOD! who would have thought. The park sued the parents for custody.
Discouraged after several failed attempts at climbing the smooth surface, little Andy opted to abandon the entire ride altogether. For some reason, sliding down the ladder of the "The Auto-Spanker-3000" had lost its appeal.