That was extremely funny, just don't take it badly nj_ . One thing you will discover is that we all have friendly intentions here. No matter how cruel the humor gets
I was scheduled to deliver a brand new laptop to an engineer at my day job. I walked up, announced proudly that his new laptop was here. I reached out and it fumbled out of my fingers, smacked the corner of the desk, did a triple gainer and smashed to the floor. Three engineers jumped from their chairs, their mouths hanging open. I said "Relaxe guys, this is an old dead chassis." It really broke up the afternoon