Best quote about the oil spill

[Denis Haineault]

"The one time in history that Aquaman would be useful in an emergency..."

 

[Jim Brennan]

At least Aquaman would try to help. That Sub-Mariner dude over at Marvel always had a bad attitude.

 

[Captain Pierce]

"Meanwhile, back at the Halls of Justice, Aquaman prepares a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, because he can't do crap!"

 

[RandomHero]

http://vimeo.com/5541344

 

[David Jimerson]

Apparently he has a way with the mer-ladies.