Baywatch movie directed by Eli Roth?!?!?!??

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http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-02-10/ (fourth story from the bottom)

This isn't on Roth's imdb page, but they are notoriously slow on updating those. How in the hell would Roth direct a Baywatch movie after things like Hostel and Cabin Fever? Hasselhoff as an enraged psychopath with his army of braniless, buxom Sirens? This has to be a joke.
 
Okay that makes more sense, although even the fact that he is co-producing it is kind of disturbing.
 
I would pay to see a Baywatch movie directed by Eli Roth... anything to see Hassellhoff explode into a million gruesome pieces, or have his flesh fall off his talentless carcass, maybe have a toe or two snipped.

I had the extreme pleasure of seeing Mr. Hassellhoff perform live at the Berlin Wall concert in the 1990s. I can't erase it from my mind. I have tried. Electroshock. Pills. Color therapy. *Sigh *.

The only thing that worked, kind of, was seeing him on Broadway in Jeckyl and Hyde. THAT was entertainment. I have never laughed so hard for 2 hours straight. Thanks, Dave!
 
Ought2bCommitted said:
I would pay to see a Baywatch movie directed by Eli Roth... anything to see Hassellhoff explode into a million gruesome pieces, or have his flesh fall off his talentless carcass, maybe have a toe or two snipped.

I had the extreme pleasure of seeing Mr. Hassellhoff perform live at the Berlin Wall concert in the 1990s. I can't erase it from my mind. I have tried. Electroshock. Pills. Color therapy. *Sigh *.

The only thing that worked, kind of, was seeing him on Broadway in Jeckyl and Hyde. THAT was entertainment. I have never laughed so hard for 2 hours straight. Thanks, Dave!
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OUCH! Harsh harsh words... so I take it you don't like Hasselhoff? It wasn't too clear to me from your message ;)
 
Blaine said:
Crime fighting lifeguards. :grin: :grin: Give me a break. :cheesy:
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Weren't they 'crime-fighting' lifeguards on the show?? That was the show, no?

Not that I ever watched it or anything:embarasse
 
Filmjunkie677 said:
Weren't they 'crime-fighting' lifeguards on the show?? That was the show, no?

Not that I ever watched it or anything:embarasse
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Yes, they were. I felt the same way then.:shocked: "Give me a break." :cheesy:
 
Yes I believe TV Guide called the show "Chips on the Beach"...

I don't dislike Hassellhoff. Just think he's a talentless oaf. But hey he made a fortune. More power to him. You just haven't lived until you've heard him warble "Oh Holy Night". LOL. Unforgettable...
 
Remember this Futurama Joke.

It was the first feature film shot entirely in slow mo.
Pamela Anderson wins the Oscar.

Still a damn joke in my book.
If I were a chimp, I would throw my dung.
 
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