Shane Realm
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Batman Vs Spiderman You decide!
This is a classic battle of brains vs brawn. Ok your going to say hey, batman isn’t ever a superhero? Or is he? Trust me batman is not only a superhero he earned it with out being “given” any kind of special powers. Batman has been all over the world studying and exceeding in the top colleges and universities. Spiderman hasn’t completed a degree. Batman knows all 127 different forms of combat in the world, and has mastered them all. Spiderman has enhanced reflexes. So you may say well batman doesn’t have the strength to take Spiderman? Or does it? strength: Spiderman’s enhanced strength would be no problem for batman seeing as how he beat up ppl like the hulk and bane. And batman is the RICHEST Superhero of them all he has his pockets in more special development programs then NASA. so he could develop/invent anything money could buy. Also remember while spiderman is still using his tourist map of new york asking directions, batman is driving/flying/floating around in GPS ultra stealth ultra bulletproof vehicles watching spiderman 2 DVD before spiderman's even seen it!
Ok so lets say Spiderman pissed off batman with his smart alick remarks, and it was on like donkey Kong. And remember batman is a very smart fighter, he would already know all of Spiderman’s weaknesses and he would be well prepared. Ok lets say he doesnt know spiderman's powers, batman would fight him and run back to the batcave, as many times is it would take, he would have his DVX100a and dvrigpro ready watching spiderman in 24p and learn everything about spidy, while spiderman is sitting on DVXUSER.com trying to figure out if he should save his money and wait till the FX1 price drops, AND even then Batman's hired Jarred Land and jarred is out there filming on 2000FPS camera's watching spidy in super super slow mo. haha. Batman would have his sonar heat-tracing scanner, so spidy couldn’t sneak up on him. Also batman would spray antiweb stick all over his armor so spidy’s web would have no effect. And in fact spidy is so over confidant he would meet batman anyplace batman picked. Ok I will admit the main point is, Spider-Man's strength is definitely a problem for Batman, just not an insurmountable one. Spider-Man has defeated martial artists who could go toe-to-to with Batman. He spends so much time worrying and agonizing, it's lucky that he can be lazy during battles where only fighting ability is necessary. His reflexes coupled with his spider-sense make him more than a match for Batman. But there is no question that batman would out think Spiderman. Spiderman goes after every damsel in distress batman’s seen it all (dealing with joker) that he would easily have Spiderman caught and squished. I truly respect both of these heroes but I’m in the Bat's corner. Spider’s quick..............even smart but not invincible. Batman could lure Spidey into a trap like and he also has a wide array of stun devices that Spidey would not be able to dodge. Trust me, Batman could take him. He has defeated stronger and faster opponents in his time.
Take their alter egos. Bruce Wayne is rich, handsome, and successful, he's got it made. He never has to worry about anything, just living that playboy lifestyle. Heck, his grandkids will be set for life. Peter Parker, on the other hand, can’t catch a break. He struggles to have time for school, he can barely make ends meet, and his social life is a mess. Nothing seems to go right for Parker.
What’s interesting is that they both go out and fight crime every night, due to their own guilt and trauma of having a loved one die. Batman takes it very seriously, feeling it’s his duty to track down every piece of scum in Gotham. Spidey, I think, keeps his sense of humor and just does what’s right.
They are very similar, both have the motivation to keep fighting until there last dying breath, neither would ever give up. Both use long range attacks, and a bit of master-plannery, and both have a distinct fighting melee style (with Spiderman developing his own thanks to his mutated body, and Batman being a master in all known martial arts, how can they possibly counter each other?).
So let me know what you guys think. (oh and I’m doing all this batman vs. Spiderman research for my upcoming comedy) haha..
This is a classic battle of brains vs brawn. Ok your going to say hey, batman isn’t ever a superhero? Or is he? Trust me batman is not only a superhero he earned it with out being “given” any kind of special powers. Batman has been all over the world studying and exceeding in the top colleges and universities. Spiderman hasn’t completed a degree. Batman knows all 127 different forms of combat in the world, and has mastered them all. Spiderman has enhanced reflexes. So you may say well batman doesn’t have the strength to take Spiderman? Or does it? strength: Spiderman’s enhanced strength would be no problem for batman seeing as how he beat up ppl like the hulk and bane. And batman is the RICHEST Superhero of them all he has his pockets in more special development programs then NASA. so he could develop/invent anything money could buy. Also remember while spiderman is still using his tourist map of new york asking directions, batman is driving/flying/floating around in GPS ultra stealth ultra bulletproof vehicles watching spiderman 2 DVD before spiderman's even seen it!
Ok so lets say Spiderman pissed off batman with his smart alick remarks, and it was on like donkey Kong. And remember batman is a very smart fighter, he would already know all of Spiderman’s weaknesses and he would be well prepared. Ok lets say he doesnt know spiderman's powers, batman would fight him and run back to the batcave, as many times is it would take, he would have his DVX100a and dvrigpro ready watching spiderman in 24p and learn everything about spidy, while spiderman is sitting on DVXUSER.com trying to figure out if he should save his money and wait till the FX1 price drops, AND even then Batman's hired Jarred Land and jarred is out there filming on 2000FPS camera's watching spidy in super super slow mo. haha. Batman would have his sonar heat-tracing scanner, so spidy couldn’t sneak up on him. Also batman would spray antiweb stick all over his armor so spidy’s web would have no effect. And in fact spidy is so over confidant he would meet batman anyplace batman picked. Ok I will admit the main point is, Spider-Man's strength is definitely a problem for Batman, just not an insurmountable one. Spider-Man has defeated martial artists who could go toe-to-to with Batman. He spends so much time worrying and agonizing, it's lucky that he can be lazy during battles where only fighting ability is necessary. His reflexes coupled with his spider-sense make him more than a match for Batman. But there is no question that batman would out think Spiderman. Spiderman goes after every damsel in distress batman’s seen it all (dealing with joker) that he would easily have Spiderman caught and squished. I truly respect both of these heroes but I’m in the Bat's corner. Spider’s quick..............even smart but not invincible. Batman could lure Spidey into a trap like and he also has a wide array of stun devices that Spidey would not be able to dodge. Trust me, Batman could take him. He has defeated stronger and faster opponents in his time.
Take their alter egos. Bruce Wayne is rich, handsome, and successful, he's got it made. He never has to worry about anything, just living that playboy lifestyle. Heck, his grandkids will be set for life. Peter Parker, on the other hand, can’t catch a break. He struggles to have time for school, he can barely make ends meet, and his social life is a mess. Nothing seems to go right for Parker.
What’s interesting is that they both go out and fight crime every night, due to their own guilt and trauma of having a loved one die. Batman takes it very seriously, feeling it’s his duty to track down every piece of scum in Gotham. Spidey, I think, keeps his sense of humor and just does what’s right.
They are very similar, both have the motivation to keep fighting until there last dying breath, neither would ever give up. Both use long range attacks, and a bit of master-plannery, and both have a distinct fighting melee style (with Spiderman developing his own thanks to his mutated body, and Batman being a master in all known martial arts, how can they possibly counter each other?).
So let me know what you guys think. (oh and I’m doing all this batman vs. Spiderman research for my upcoming comedy) haha..
