[quote author=John Hudson link=board=Offtopic;num=1089744673;start=0#7 date=07/13/04 at 13:51:12]It takes my right and left hand to jerk off. (Its heavy; in fact its comparable to using the Gildecam 2000)
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HA me too, that's how I build up strength for my 2000! :
[quote author=Fred_Plowman link=board=Offtopic;num=1089744673;start=0#6 date=07/13/04 at 13:31:45]i write with my right. I jerk off with my left.. What does that make me?? [/quote]
I means you like the "sleeper"...like someone elses hand...
[quote author=Barry_Green link=board=Offtopic;num=1089744673;start=0#3 date=07/13/04 at 12:31:38]All right Jimerson, take the test -- let's see if we're clones or not.
[quote author=Fred_Plowman link=board=Offtopic;num=1089744673;start=0#10 date=07/13/04 at 14:01:39]Too funny.. i was wondering how folks would respond to that.. ;D[/quote]
There's at least a few of us here that are mellow and take things in stride.
[quote author=TheAmPro link=board=Offtopic;num=1089744673;start=0#9 date=07/13/04 at 13:59:55]
I means you like the "sleeper"...like someone elses hand...[/quote]
(1) Sit on left hand until hand is numb.
(2) Use right hand to slap yourself violently.
(3) Start screaming obscenities and commands at yourself like "SHUT UP FREAK".
(4) Get to work.
(*) You could also throw in things like "That's what you get for shooting domestic pet snuff flicks in our town you bastard!!!"
It's called the "Female Stranger In County Lock Up".