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Evil has Ears
Copied for a recent posting for crew on Craigslist:
Evil Villian Now Hiring
Currently looking to fill the position of henchman and beautiful female accomplice.
Henchman
Must be willing to take orders, even if they are unreasonable and unrealistic, and be able to work weekends and late nights as well. Please note your base of operations will be in a hollow based volcano which is a hazardous environment, so there will be some risks involved. Please attach resume with former henching experience. Experience with lasers a plus, but not required. Will train the right individual. Those who can think for themselves need not apply.
Beautiful Female Accomplice
Ideal beautiful female accomplice must be willing and able to take orders and sit, stand or otherwise be beautiful. Essentially you will be an object to admire. Some special tasks may be involved. Martial arts and modeling skills are a plus. You will have a facade that you are truly evil, but inevitably the good inside you will turn you into my arch-nemesis in time. Please send resume along with pictures to be considered for interview.
Evil Villain is an EOE and will not discriminate.
· Location: Undisclosed Hollow Volcano
· it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: DOE - Percentage of "Claimed" Items + Evil Personal Satisfaction
Ironically this sort of posting is not that different then most filmmakers looking for crew.
Evil Villian Now Hiring
Currently looking to fill the position of henchman and beautiful female accomplice.
Henchman
Must be willing to take orders, even if they are unreasonable and unrealistic, and be able to work weekends and late nights as well. Please note your base of operations will be in a hollow based volcano which is a hazardous environment, so there will be some risks involved. Please attach resume with former henching experience. Experience with lasers a plus, but not required. Will train the right individual. Those who can think for themselves need not apply.
Beautiful Female Accomplice
Ideal beautiful female accomplice must be willing and able to take orders and sit, stand or otherwise be beautiful. Essentially you will be an object to admire. Some special tasks may be involved. Martial arts and modeling skills are a plus. You will have a facade that you are truly evil, but inevitably the good inside you will turn you into my arch-nemesis in time. Please send resume along with pictures to be considered for interview.
Evil Villain is an EOE and will not discriminate.
· Location: Undisclosed Hollow Volcano
· it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: DOE - Percentage of "Claimed" Items + Evil Personal Satisfaction
Ironically this sort of posting is not that different then most filmmakers looking for crew.
