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pookie_old
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It's a bit flakey, just refresh a few times.
Jeremy Ordan
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Very good find. Funny
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5. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside.
7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
27. A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium
30. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
32. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies with complicated devices incorporating fuses, pulleys, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks.
(Ah, yes, but they forgot to include the sharks with lasers on their head.
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5. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside.
7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
27. A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium
30. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
32. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies with complicated devices incorporating fuses, pulleys, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks.
(Ah, yes, but they forgot to include the sharks with lasers on their head.
)
HorseFilms
Look ma no hands
khmuse said:
Exactly. Most of the "high school kids" I see in movies have their SAG card right next to their AARP card.
