2:00am - surf board, skater dolly, Xena

Charli

Charli

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I know it doesn't appear that any of these are in common, but hear me out. Last night I didn't see anything on tv that was worth watching, so I decided to go online and research dollies. I really, really don't like being online past 6pm, don't like to stimulate my mind because my mind then tends to work overtime. Well, after an hour of research I decided to watch an episode of Xena. Yeah, that warrior princess is a great way to relax, watch someone else kick butt.

So, I went to bed and BAM at 2:00 am in the FREAKIN' morning some guy rings the doorbell to the hotel (I live and work at a hotel). We are closed for the night so I'm the poor schmuck who has to get up in the middle of the night to answer the door. I let the guy in and he states that he is DELIVERING A SURFBOARD!!!

Are you freakin' kidding me? It's 2am!! Who delivers a surfboard at 2am?? This can only happen in California. There is a knee board competition out here, so I suppose it's reasonable, but 2am people!

So, now what does this have to do with Xena and dollies? When I woke up at 2am I was dreaming of Xena riding a skater dolly...

Remind me not to research at night.
 
Something told me this was a dream recap before I even opened the thread.

Something also tells me that you're fantasizing about Xena.
 
LOL I still can't get over the fact a company delivers surfboards at 2 in the morning.
 
Yo, I think Xena is hot. I hate her. Damned blue eyes, tall, flowing hair, yeah,
every girl hates her.
 
Charli said:
Yo, I think Xena is hot. I hate her. Damned blue eyes, tall, flowing hair, yeah,
every girl hates her.
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I know how you feel Charli. A while back we had a guy here at work who was near flawless. 6'2'', modelesque face, muscular but ripped adonis body. I hated him. All of the guys did.

And I don't care if I am straight...he was so good looking that if he happened to be gay and asked me to a movie, I would have chosen a chick flick so I could have cried in his big arms.
 
rlm7189 said:
And I don't care if I am straight...he was so good looking that if he happened to be gay and asked me to a movie, I would have chosen a chick flick so I could have cried in his big arms.
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Hahahahaha, holy **** that's classic.
 
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