The Honesty of Snakes on a Plane

TheYankee said:
Debbi does Dallas = Debbi does Dallas
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LMAO!

Star Wars = Lucas is a *****
Empire Strikes Back = Lucas is a ***** 2
Return of the Jedi = Lucas is a ***** 3
Attack of the Clones = Lucas is a ***** 4
Phantom Menace = Lucas is a ***** 5
Revenge of the Sith = Lucas is a ***** 6
 
John_Hudson said:
LMAO!

Star Wars = Lucas is a *****
Empire Strikes Back = Lucas is a ***** 2
Return of the Jedi = Lucas is a ***** 3
Attack of the Clones = Lucas is a ***** 4
Phantom Menace = Lucas is a ***** 5
Revenge of the Sith = Lucas is a ***** 6
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Ouch. :violent5:



Mission Impossible III - What were you guys thinking?
 
LOL

Well; the first 3 still rule (although hard to swallow with all the crap tweaking he has done). And the EWOKS were the beginning of the end of the franchise for my cinematic respect
 
True. They might as well of had the Ewoks jumping a shark on those land cycle things. I guess, in a way, the Ewoks were the end of that series. Maybe that's why he started over with some prequels. The Ewoks ruined the series. :)
 
TheYankee said:
Ummm, how about I ignore that one because it ruins the fun of the game. I guess the producer of Snakes on a Plane did work prior to this project and just brought his naming skills along.
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But the thing was that Producers wanted to change this GOLDEN Title to Flight One-Zero-Nine-I-Dont-Give-a-****. But there was such an uproar from different people on the project -- including Samuel L. Jackson, who I guess said he was going to leave if they changed it! God...what a movie.


:costumed-smiley-047
 
Not only is this movie going to rule (in a wow, that was so awful I can't believe it kind of way) but it is going to change the way we talk (I'm using Snakes on a Plane as a phrase: What are you doing this weekend? Nothing. Nothing? Snakes on a plane)

Here are some others:
deep blue sea = sharks in the water
Lake Placid = Crocs in the pond
Armageddon = Big Rock hitting earth
Deep Impact = Melodramatic frozen rock hitting the earth
A League of their Own = Chicks with Sticks
Days of Thunder = Cars driving in circles
The Natural = Man with magic bat
Field of Dreams = Man with imaginary friends
The Babe = Man gets drunk and hits ball
Rounders = Degenerates playing cards
Groundhog Day = De Ja Vu
The Crying Game = The guy's got a cock
 
PK Gillock said:
True. They might as well of had the Ewoks jumping a shark on those land cycle things. I guess, in a way, the Ewoks were the end of that series. Maybe that's why he started over with some prequels. The Ewoks ruined the series. :)
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True that man! I been using that phrase too! Except I use it in a sort of desperate way. Like someone says to me,

"Aw man, I had the worst day today. I caught my girl with in the sack with a guy named Bruce, my puppy's a lesbian, and my car got towed!"

and the only response is:

"Hey, Snakes on a Plane my friend. Snakes on a Plane."
 
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