If you were a tree, how many dogs would it take to cook a steak?

[Jim Kilgour]

 

[Blaine]

Why are mice when they spin?

 

[MattinSTL]

It's a trick question. The steak will never get cooked if there is even one dog present, but the irony is that if I were a tree it wouldn't matter how many dogs were there. I'd always have the biggest bark.

 

[Jim Kilgour]

But what color would the car be?

 

[Luis Caffesse]

But what color would the car be?

Delaware.

 

[insanityfw]

Delaware.

Luis my friend you never disappoint.

 

[Brandon Rice]

But what color would the car be?

I'd have to say, New Jersey:thumbsup:

But, then another question arises. Where did they come from?

 

[Jim Kilgour]

Isn't that the Caramilk secret?

 

[Brandon Rice]

Isn't that the Caramilk secret?

Right you are Jim, right you are....

 

[Jay Rodriguez]

Shall I bring my shoes?

 

[HorseFilms]

It's a cold day for pontooning.

 

[Daniel Skubal]

pontoons are the ones who make the day cold. Ever taken Cement as more than a grain of fine wine?

 

[Justin_Kirch]

I don't know what we're yelling about!

 

[MattinSTL]

The moon stinks on every third raisin.

 

[Brandon Rice]

Bills are on ducks?

 

[mmm]

 

[MattinSTL]

Okay you win!

That makes the least sense of anything I've ever seen on the entire internet.

I'm laughing and my brain hurts really really bad.

 

[MrBirdBoy]

Now I have to go out and get lunch again ...

 

[uhrgl]

Mambo dog face to the banana patch.

 

[lucidz]

If you increase your hassel by not more or less than one hoff, ensure your pug is to the left, covering the david.