Why didn't anyone tell me it was this easy?!

Let's not leave anyone out. It was brought to us by MSN, Grape Nuts, Popular Mechanics, and Hearst Communications, LLC. Most likely, each organization tackled one step a piece.
 
It only takes 3 steps to become a music mogul. So becoming a filmmaker is much harder than becoming a music mogul.
 
wow, this advice is golden. who could have guessed?

1. the story must have a beginning, middle, and end.
2. place the microphone off-camera, but near the action.
3. don't forget to take detail shots.
 
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HOW TO BE A SURGEON (it's easy!).
1. Make sure the knife is clean.
2. Make the cut swift (accurate is also good).
3. Remove the offending internal organ.
4. Sew them up.
 
wow, this advice is golden. who could have guessed?

1. the story must have a beginning, middle, and end.
2. place the microphone off-camera, but near the action.
3. don't forget to take detail shots.

We have monthly screenings of local shorts and features in this nape of the neck. Can't tell you how many "filmmakers" miss all three of those.
 
Next article:
HOW TO BE A SURGEON (it's easy!).
1. Make sure the knife is clean.
2. Make the cut swift (accurate is also good).
3. Remove the offending internal organ.
4. Sew them up.


1. (Good surgeons just pour onto the knife a little of whatever Scotch they're drinking at the moment.)
2. (To maximize the number of patients and still make it to the golf course for their tee time many are now using a chain saw.)
3. (Always remove the gall bladder, appendix, and any fat as well as long as your in there and then charge for each seperately.)
4. (Install a zipper for next time.)
 
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