Top 10 Philip Bloom expressions.

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You want to sound like Philip Bloom? Use the following top ten list for words to use in your sentences.

(10) Piece of glass.
(09) Letus.
(08) Beautiful piece of glass.
(07) Thread adapter.
(06) Wonderful piece of glass.
(05) Front end in my back garden
(04) Great piece of glass.
(03) Edge to edge sharpness
(02) Competely modular bare bones EX1
(01) Beautiful wonderful piece of glass
 
Look... I have this one wonderful piece of glass, and... oops! ... I dropet it... look now I have my glass in wonderful pieces...
 
we're talking about the Bob Ross of video here, so let's tread lightly and apprectate. those artists and 30+ folks ought to get me here.
 
Here is the script for the next standard Philip Bloom review:

Hello, I'm Philip Bloom and today we will be reviewing the ___________. Now until I tested the ________ I've always thought that my EX1 with a 35mm adaptor and a great piece of glass would handle most of what I needed to do. But with the ___________ an entire new world of video opened up to me. Now the EX1 is a great great camera and the 35mm adaptor does fantastic things. But the __________ allowed me to get some even more fantastic shots which I thought could only be attained with equipment costing many times more. Let's take a look at what they've done. I am now in my back garden where I set up my EX1 cameras and the __________ which by the way will give you shots you're only expect from the most top of the line equipment there. Well with this _________ you can forget everything I ever said about pieces of glass. This is better than glass. It's not even a piece but comes in a metal carrying case with a glass handle.... get it? .... glass handle. And by the way... it's not adapter... but adapta.... and it's not Letus but Lettuce... and that's why the __________ is a fantastic adition to your lettuce adapta. It will do what even God can not achieve unless he goes out and rents a Genesis which cast many thousands more than the ___________. I will be testing more of the __________ but already I'm hooked. I spent all week shooting. Adapta....
 
I'm not sure what the point of these posts are - but they're starting to come off as personal and un-neccessary and I for one am beginning to take offense at them. May I politely request that in future you stick to more constructive posts that contribute something to this community.
 
i dont understood the meaning of this thread...
jujufactory ... you just joined the forum and start such a topic about a man which you dont know !?
and your questions or comments in the other threads are always the same and simple ? !
so it couldt be nice to work on your image ... or stay like this ...

:dankk2:
 
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Dillon Novak said:
I have been wondering it my self

Im my preference LEE-tus sounds more powerful....Is that the correct way?
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That sounds better but I've always pronounced it like the vegetable, lettuce...doesn't sound very techy to me...

jujufactory has a knack for Bloom's accent lol
 
Wait a minute. Why do you consider humor needs to be offensive? I'm not trying to criticise Philip Bloom. I just think his reviews have become a sort of pop culture and it's sometimes funny to make parodies about pop culture. This is entertainment. Don't take it as a criticism.
 
I dont find it funny, especially if its at someone else's expense who of which has a very good reputation when it comes to reviewing 35mm adapters. If it wasnt for his work I for one wouldnt have known what a 35mm adaptor was let alone order one. Maybe you should take a deep breath and think next time you decide to post something on here. If you have a personal problem with him then either contact him directly or keep it to yourself.
 
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