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That's just wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.




*sighs*



It isn't even too good to be true, because it is true.







I hate you now.
 
It sounds good until you realize that everything in the water is capable of killing you.:)
That thought crossed my mind too. But the real deterrent is only 3 Bedrooms, and I'd have to leave my dog and bird in quarantine. The rest I could deal with.
 
Horse is right on the money as usual.

"The successful applicant will need to be keen on the water and all water sports activities..."

And from the story directly to the left of this one

"Third Shark Attack In Two Days"

I'd still take the job.
 
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