A Jeff Anderson LossFest Entry...

[Mark Johnson]

I think I just threw up....OMG wtf was that pig/dog/human thing?!?

Rogan

Here now. She is somebody's mother.

 

[Dustin R. Rogan]

uglier than sin I tell ya...holy Sh*t balls she (it) is f'in hideous

Rogan

 

[Tom Marshall]

I prefer boob pics...

 

[Jeff Anderson]

Oh... The Monsters are here btw... Nice entrance Mark

 

[Mark Johnson]

I prefer boob pics...

Yes, Tom. As do I. However, Mr. Anderson expressed concern that, as an Oklahoman, he could not risk the opprobrium that might befall him if risque images would happen to be juxtaposed with his name. As he put to me last night, "Mr. Johnson, please I implore you. I would become a veritable pariah in the Sooner State if unseemly graphics should happen to be retrieved by youngsters using that thing they call "Google" on my good name. Now, I enjoy an occasional sketch or photograph of a comely lass, given she be full clothed. However, the internet is no place for sexual graphics."

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

I hope you're happy Jeff.

 

[Mark Johnson]

Hello Jeff. I'm doing my best to follow your wishes and avoid posting anything that might offend your sensibilities.

 

[Jeff Anderson]

And you obviously know my sensibilities quite well!! I have several of these images in large format prints gracing the mantle at home. Quite amazing works of art. Amazing how each of them just say "Oklahoma is OK!"

 

[Mark Johnson]

And, just in case anyone here did NOT happen to visit Mr. Forsman's thread. The Feral Beast Maiden Flight is required viewing HERE.

 

[Mark Johnson]

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.

Okla-okla-Okla-Okla-Okla-Okla
Okla-okla-Okla-Okla-Okla-Okla...
Okla - ... a heck, KANSAS!

 

[Jeff Anderson]

Yeah I do believe Kansas has more of the "waving wheat" anyways. We got some nice grassfires and collapsing bridges though... Oh and our divorce rate is top notch! Oh and check this out - http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=12&articleid=20081210_12_0_OAfiil273471 Nice eh?

And yes the Feral Beast is amazing for sure! And definitely feral. and beasty. Get a camera and some remote firing missles on that thing ASAP.

 

[Mark Johnson]

Laughed my ass off at that article, Jeff!!!!!

Say, what's going on with Oral Roberts U these days??? Anything come of those allegations?

 

[Jeff Anderson]

Yeah dont ever fire BOTH of your cops...

ORU is still plugging away like nothing happened - settling out of court and waiting a few other lawsuits out it looks like - http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/arti...cleid=20081204_11_A9_Aforme580108&archive=yes

In the spirit of keeping my thread from being closed for religious reasons I wont make crass comments like "good thing they have more money than..."

 

[Mark Johnson]

I had a dream I saw a 900 foot Jack Stanley the other night.

 

[Robbie Comeau]

Two weeks ago I had spaghetti. It was pretty good. I got a drink of pepsi and I accidentally spilled some on the ground. But it was no big deal, I cleaned it up after.

Robbie

 

[Jeff Anderson]

I had a dream I saw a 900 foot Jack Stanley the other night.

Nice... Had the same dream but it was Barry Green... Then he started to wrestle some guy in a Sony shirt to the ground... Maybe I'll go build some 20 foot tall clapping hands to show my applause for my dream...

 

[Jeff Anderson]

Two weeks ago I had spaghetti. It was pretty good. I got a drink of pepsi and I accidentally spilled some on the ground. But it was no big deal, I cleaned it up after.

Robbie

Dude, dont spill Pepsi in my thread. That's just screwed up.

 

[Tom Marshall]

 

[Mark Johnson]

Nice

 

[vnguyen972]

i was very sleepy before seeing this pic... now my eyes are wide open... thanks alot! LOL