You are officially stuck with me! (passed my citizen's test!)

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Panamaniac
It was rather easy, barely had to study at all, but hey... I hadn't taken a test in a while so I came out with my arms in the air. At least that made all of the people in the waiting room smile, some even chuckled :D
 
I still have to go give my oath in an oath ceremony and that's when I am officially a citizen... but as long as I don't discover I am a distant relative of Osama I should be good to go. :)

Did you know they ACTUALLY ask you if you are a terrorist? lol... I would LOVE to see some retarded terrorist say in a thick accent: "uh... yea" and see like twenty SWAT agents bust through the recessed ceiling panels, rappelling, and kick his dumb ass... that has to be made into an SNL skit... PLEASE!!! lol
 
Did you know they ACTUALLY ask you if you are a terrorist? lol... I would LOVE to see some retarded terrorist say in a thick accent: "uh... yea" and see like twenty SWAT agents bust through the recessed ceiling panels, rappelling, and kick his dumb ass... that has to be made into an SNL skit... PLEASE!!! lol

You know, that actually doesn't surprise me. Almost every time I've bought a new hunting rifle and I'm filling out the BATF forms, it's full of questions like "Are legally prevented from owning a firearm?" "Are you a convicted felon?" "Are you a user of illegal narcotics?" "Have you been involuntarily committed to a psychiatric facility?" Every time I ask the person at the counter if people ever actually answer yes. The usual response is a roll of the eyes and a "Yes, they do".
 
Congrats.

Proctor: All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of
the Civil War?
Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious
schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists,
there were economic factors, both domestic and inter--
Proctor: Wait, wait... just say slavery.
Apu: Slavery it is, sir.
 
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