W T F ! Keep your dog from eating it's eyes

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Here's a product those of you that own chihuahuas and similar dog shaped critters cannot do without.


http://bugshi*.com/chiwoggles/index.htm

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Hello and welcome! to the official chiwoggles web site!
Chiwoggles is a quality manufacturer of specialized dog goggles, designed to prevent auto-ocular ingestion. If you are new to the adorable world of small dogs you may be unaware of this problem.
Auto-ocular ingestion occurs in a variety of small breeds, most notably in Chihuahuas bred to have over-size eye sockets. Excitment or loud noises may cause some of these dogs eyeballs to detach from the socket, upon which it is often eaten if the dog is left unsupervised.
Chiwoggles brand dog goggles completely remove the risk of auto-ocular ingestion by containing the eye in a pressurized safe zone ensuring protection for your small dogs eyes even while not under your direct care.
Chiwoggles brand dog goggles are a very important precautionary measure to prevent your adorable chiwawa from eating his or her own eyes.
on this site you will find handy tips for care of your cute little chiwawa and most importantly: how to prevent any instances of auto-ocular ingestion
 

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Did you ever hear about the wiener dog that ate that kid's pee-pee?

Is that not ironic on at least 2 levels?

Chiwoggles is a stupid name for a product that obviously should have been called K9-Oculars.
 
Zak Forsman said:
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Back in the really old days of Black and White, the Little Rascals, the Three Stooges, and several other comedies always did the Minstrel bit, where some poor black guy was scared out of his wits and his eyes bugged out. That was funny, but this guy puts them all to shame! Somebody needs to put him in their movie and scare the crap out of him :)
 
ilauzirika said:
You know, he has zoom eyes, maybe a 3-200mm with autofocus.....
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Everybody knows that humans start just under 50mm with varying macro depending on myopia... but I'll agree with the 300mm zoom. :)

I do wonder what he SEES when he does that... hell maybe it is fisheye? That would be cool... he'd be good at detecting predators... like a rabbit.
 
I wonder what kind of DOF you can get with those ... if only I could find a way to attach some Nikon glass...

"Dear Letus..."
 
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MattinSTL said:
Everybody knows that humans start just under 50mm with varying macro depending on myopia... but I'll agree with the 300mm zoom. :)

I do wonder what he SEES when he does that... hell maybe it is fisheye? That would be cool... he'd be good at detecting predators... like a rabbit.
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Yeah, because those rabbits will kill you in a heartbeat. :grin:
 
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