Incorrect truths you brought into adulthood

c.g._eads

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I was listening to some radio show and they had this bit on how as kids, sometimes we incorrectly learn something just obscure enough so that it goes by unchecked, all the way into adulthood.

A lot of their examples involved mispronunciations. For example, a woman (as a girl) saw the signs that said, "X-ing" on them. Children X-ing. Deer X-ing. Etc. And assumed that "X-ing" was a word. Pronounced "Zing". So she just assumed her whole life that this word existed until when she was about thirty, when she was driving somewhere with her husband, and some geese were crossing the road. And she was like, "You know, they should put a Geese Zing here." And he just looked at her and was like, "You know "zing" isn't a word right?"

Another included a girl who had "learned" unicorns were real from some fellow kid. And she took that into her adult life until she was about 34 when she was drinking with some friends at a bar and the topic was endangered species. And so she decided to add to the conversation by asking, "Are unicorns endangered?" Obviously, everybody laughed. But only b/c they thought she was joking. when they realized she wasn't, they laughed harder.

So I thought I'd start a thread (and this is going to be very embarrassing) to list some of our own "wrong truths" that we brought into adulthood.

I'll start with mine. Which I didn't find out I was wrong about until I was 28. I actually thought "New England" was a state. I coulda swore that it was wrapped up there in that group of the original 13 colonies and just went on my whole life thinking that. One day some friends and I were talking about east coast states, and I brought up "New England". Pretty embarrassing.
 
That talent was the underlying ingredient for success.

Oh you naive man-child. I just wanna hug you and take the pain away, been there myself :(
Edit: Also related: Cheese was the underlying ingredient of cheezwiz :(


People control the government in a "democracy." (LOL WTF WAS I SMOKING!)

Girls like a guy with a sense of humor. (But girls do like Directors... Yeah b**ch vengence is MINE!!!!)

I'll get hairy palms and go blind. (I would look like sasqautch with Ray-Bans and a white cane if that were true!)
 
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when I was in kindergarten, I used to think there were two blocks of time ... one called an "HOUR" and the other called a "NOUR". For some reason, occassionally I would think my parents were saying half a nour instead of half an hour. I still remember the perplexed look on my mom's face when I asked her "What's the difference between an hour and a nour?" For the longest time I had to keep asking her until she finally figured out that I was not saying the same thing both times :)
 
Might want to add to that, we don't live in a democracy at all. America is a Republic.

Yes, that is still is misconception that is propagated at all levels. I don't think it's intentional, but people don't understand the difference.

Personally, I prefer a republic, because it protects us from the whims of frenzy.
 
hey this is a good idea for a thread!

A few months ago, I found out that tuna is a fish.

I thought tuna came from things that looked like crawfish or shrimp or something like that, with legs...
 
Here are some common errors from others, I hear:

(1) This lamp flickers because it has a short in it. NO!!!! A short or short circuit results when the 2 leads from the wall socket come into contact. This results in a loud pop and a bright spark. If the short continued, the circuit breaker will flip off or the fuse would blow. The problem is NOT a short, but a loose connection. With a loose connection it's like a switch opening and closing making the light flicker on and off.

(2) High Voltage Will Kill You. This is both true and false depending on how you want to view it. Voltage does NOT kill, current kills. Voltage is electrical pressure (just like water pressure) and current is the rate of the flow (think of it like how much water is flowing past a given point). With our lab equipment at the college, I can put 25kV on anyone, but if I limit the current to under 1Ma, you won't even feel it. Increase the current to 5 mA and it's painful. Increase the current to 10 mA and you can't let go of the wire. At around 50mA of current, death become a possibility and if it goes above 100mA, death become very likely. According to Ohm's Law, higher voltage for a given resistance results in a higher current, but it's the current, not the voltage that kills.

(3) Turning On A Florescence Light Will Consume More Power Than Letting It Run For An Hour: Well it is true that many things draw more power when they are first turned on, like motors. However, the extra energy for the power on surge is not even close to the energy consumed for an hour. Consider a 25 watt florescent bulb, in 1 hour it consumes 25 watt/hours of energy. Now even if it required as much as 100 amps of current for 4 seconds at the point of power on, that comes to 0.11 watt/hours of energy. By the way, the bulbs do not take that much energy to turn on. So, the amount of energy to turn it on isn't even close to what it burns in an hour.



Bob Diaz
 
this isn't quite the same thing, but it reminded me of the time as a kid that i forgot how to spell the word "of". i could not get the spelling of "ov" out of my head. and i knew it was wrong, i just could not conceive of what the actual spelling was.
 
I got one.

Last April when we went down to Vegas for NAB, the very last night in the hotel, my co-worker says to me "Alright I'm going downstairs to get rid of all my American money" and I say to him "Why?" he says "Well it's no good to me in Canada, nobody is going to take American money back home and I'm not going to a bank to exchange it" I proceeded to laugh my ass off at him and I said "Everyone takes American money, in fact since it's worth more (or at least it was) everyone wants to take it". So he wouldn't believe me, so when we got back home I asked everyone in the office to kinda of embarrass him and then a bunch of our friends were everyone proceeded to laugh at him. The stubborn man that he is he wouldn't except the fact that it's true and until eventually he went to buy some beer a few nights later and "decided" to try and see if they'd take it. Of course they took. A few days later he tells me this story how when he was a kid he went to US for a trip and when he came back he had a 20.00 American Bill. He still has it cos he didn't think anyone would take it.

I'm still laughing at him about it.
 
With our lab equipment at the college, I can put 25kV on anyone, but if I limit the current to under 1Ma, you won't even feel it. Increase the current to 5 mA and it's painful. Increase the current to 10 mA and you can't let go of the wire. At around 50mA of current, death become a possibility and if it goes above 100mA, death become very likely.
Bob Diaz

did the participants know about the dangers before signing up for such experiments? and where did you put the bodies of the ones that died?
 
I used to believe in Jesus, until I found out it was just my dad dressing up on Christmas...

Your father put on a diaper and lay down in a manger....

Dressing up like Jesus on Easter makes a bit more since...Actually no, who dresses up like Jesus.

Dude that is weird.
 
A few days later he tells me this story how when he was a kid he went to US for a trip and when he came back he had a 20.00 American Bill. He still has it cos he didn't think anyone would take it.
Think about how much he has "lost" on the value of that $20 bill since then.:furious3:
 
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