FAT MONSTER FILMS presents "O2" ... Every. Breath. Counts.

Mark Johnson said:
BINGO! .... Lately I've been seeing sequences from that opening/closing and when he turns a corner there's a bare-assed Rogan (shudder). I definitely am damaged and I am considering litigation.
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I will side with you on that! For some reason I keep waking up from nightmares involving Rogan running in circles nude and 1000 JDS's doing the "What What Prance" although they are each a split second off from each other, which creates a murderous echo effect.

I have lost sleep over this, and (because I gamble when I don't sleep) a lot of money as well.
 
HEY GUYS. ... I GOT THE REAL AIM SESSION FROM JUSTIN:


In the past few days, DVXusers Ben Sliker and Justin Kuhn sat down and chatted over AIM while simultaneously watching the same TIMEFEST films. We call them, "The AIM sessions". Here's their thoughts on "O2"

now, normally our AIM sessions happened upon FIRST viewing, but Justin and I had both seen O2 a few times before we did this one, so we had some thoughts prepared beforehand.

spesliker (5:04:22 PM): O2?
happygobo (5:04:43 PM): not that overproduced turd. Haven’t we seen it already?
spesliker (5:04:58 PM): Yeah, but somehow these AIM sessions have become ‘chic’ so we
spesliker (5:04:59 PM): gotta put one together to ride the hype stream these a-holes have
spesliker (5:05:00 PM): been building.
spesliker (5:05:02 PM): Ok. 3 2 1 …
spesliker (5:05:03 PM): go
happygobo (5:05:19 PM): JEEZ … that looks like a lump of coal … or a turd!
spesliker (5:05:21 PM): what is this lame-ass music? WTF?
spesliker (5:05:39 PM): and what’s the chick doing outside? That’s man’s work!
happygobo (5:05:43 PM): John Abbot Mitchell wouldn’t let some chick do the man’s work
spesliker (5:05:46 PM): hell no. He’d have that ***** tied up on the holo-deck fo sho
spesliker (5:05:49 PM): Hey, how come you never see people using the crapper in space?
happygobo (5:05:51 PM): Maybe those dudes who did SURVIVAL will tackle that one
spesliker (5:05:59 PM): Yeah, if The Dude will let them use this set
happygobo (5:06:02 PM): Hmmm. .. Just had a thought about taking a dump in zero gravity
spesliker (5:06:08 PM): yeah, a new meaning to the term ‘floater’
spesliker (5:06:10 PM): Hey, did I just see “Mark Harris Sucks” on the wall there?
happygobo (5:06:10 PM): Or maybe it said, “RPDM is DOA” ha ha. Oh those wacky monsters!
spesliker (5:06:36 PM): I wish we had the guts these guys do. Pissing off Mark Harris like this.
spesliker (5:06:48 PM): I guess they figure if they have 150 DVXUSERs on crew, what the hell
happygobo (5:07:00 PM): Yeah, Fat Monster is the 800 pound gorilla around here.
spesliker (5:07:04 PM): Does that mean we have to curry favor with them? Suck up?
spesliker (5:07:05 PM): Do we have to trot out the obsequious fawning?
spesliker (5:07:06 PM): Must we employ the sycophantic brown-nosing?
spesliker (5:07:07 PM): The unctuous toadying?
happygobo (5:07:19 PM): Not us! Screw them!
spesliker (5:07:23 PM): Yes! Down with FAT MONSTER! And that little penguin character too!
happygobo (5:07:36 PM): Yes, he’s been all too friendly with them lately.
spesliker (5:07:51 PM): Who puts “conspiracy” in their title anyway? What’s that about?
spesliker (5:08:00 PM): I’m going to rename myself “Suspicious Ptarmigan”
spesliker (5:08:11 PM): Hey, maybe he’s just really into Linux.
happygobo (5:08:15 PM): Hey was that a “Baby Blaine ™” in the background?
spesliker (5:08:38 PM): Either that or it’s an otter of some sort. Maybe a ferret?
spesliker (5:08:40 PM): WTF?
spesliker (5:08:47 PM): Tell me I didn’t just see Rogan’s nasty ass!
happygobo (5:08:52 PM): What film are you watching?
spesliker (5:09:03 PM): Oh, right. I got switched to YouTube somehow.
happygobo (5:09:26 PM): Let’s go back to where they had the “Mark Harris Sucks” grafitti.
spesliker (5:09:37 PM): Yeah, that was the best part of O2. If they take down Harris maybe …
spesliker (5:09:40 PM): Yes!!! …. Take that RPDM. We meet again Mark Harris …
happygobo (5:09:44 PM): And this time the advantage is ours!!!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha
spesliker (5:09:44 PM): O2 and RPDM are gonna cancel each other out!!!!
spesliker (5:09:49 PM): That will leave just …US and SEATTLE GREEN fighting for first!!!!
happygobo (5:09:56 PM): Damn, it could happen!
happygobo (5:10:04 PM): But what about Aetas?
spesliker (5:10:05 PM): Don’t say that word around me.
spesliker (5:10:10 PM): We got into too much trouble with our last AIM session.
happygobo (5:10:28 PM): Yeah. Barry Green kept calling my house ….
spesliker (5:10:36 PM): No sh*t?
happygobo (5:10:40 PM): Yeah. … Say …. Seattle … GREEN???!!??
happygobo (5:10:46 PM): You don’t think?
happygobo (5:10:57 PM): Couldn’t be……
spesliker (5:11:20 PM): OMG! You may be right. Could Seattle be Barry’s code name?
happygobo (5:11:22 PM): I did notice a lot of Panasonic product placement in that one.
spesliker (5:11:27 PM): And all those billboards with the Sound DVD ads on them …
spesliker (5:11:30 PM): i mean ... it makes you wonder.
happygobo (5:11:36 PM): yeah. It really does.
spesliker (5:11:40 PM): Cripes. We forgot all about O2.
spesliker (5:12:00 PM): Theyr’e doing the twist now.
spesliker (5:12:04 PM): tricky bastards.
happygobo (5:12:04 PM): This is lame-o. We need more robots and lasers.
spesliker (5:12:18 PM): Yeah, this is girly crap. At least get some boobs in here.
spesliker (5:12:20 PM): From their thread you’d think there would be some off-color humor …
happygobo (5:12:25 PM): Or at least some shots of Tommy for comic relief ….
happygobo (5:12:35 PM): Speaking of which.
spesliker (5:12:38 PM): Yeah, I was just gonna say that f*cker is one weird looking dude.
happygobo (5:13:08 PM): He’s, like, in denial. Says he never had a mullet….
spesliker (5:13:13 PM): Dude, he IS a mullet.
spesliker (5:13:18 PM): I looked up the word and there was a picture of Tommy.
happygobo (5:13:31 PM): No sh*t?
spesliker (5:14:55 PM): Yeah. And it had a bio on him. Did you know his teeth aren’t real?
spesliker (5:15:08 PM): And he has three nipples? I’m not kidding. I read it today.
happygobo (5:15:18 PM): That’s disturbing.
spesliker (5:15:27 PM): Hey, should we wrap up this review of this thing?
happygobo (5:15:53 PM): Ok. It sucked pretty bad but the chick was hot.
spesliker (5:16:16 PM): I can go with that.
spesliker (5:16:18 PM): lol
happygobo (5:16:30 PM): In other words. ….
spesliker (5:16:38 PM): It’s no IN EXTREMIS … That was a gem in the rough.
spesliker (5:16:56 PM): And it had Tommy committing suicide.
happygobo (5:17:44 PM): Now, that is a picture Mr. Hyten and Mr. Johnson. Give the people what they want to see. …. More boobs. More Tommy. …. And More lasers and robots.
spesliker (5:18:44 PM) And don’t forget the revealing lingerie!!!

 
lol. THAT'S HORSESH*T MARK ... THERE'S NO WAY I CAN TYPE THAT FAST. MY FINGERS AREN'T THAT SMART. THIS IS IN CAPS CAUSE IM YELLING. :)
 
Ben lies. I will totally take credit for being that funny. I SENT THE REAL CHAT LOG!

And let me reiterate, O2 SUFFERS FROM A COMPLETE LACK OF BOOBIES, LASERS, and oh yeah, SWEET JUMPS! Do something in post and show me the new cut by Friday! Also send me that chick's number, she makes a needle a very sexy thing.
 
Mark, I ought to slap you for being so damn funny! I think I broke my back...no...wait...OUCH!...yup...broken. You know, I feel half honored and half insulted that I was included in that little feat of humor there. :grin:
 
Blame Ben and Justin, Nick. Those are their unadulterated words. I channeled them with my aluminum foil hat so I know they said that. As Jack Stanley says: (prance * prance * prance *) "It's True ... Every Word."
 
ho-o-oly crap. good work, dudes! good stuff. i thought it was gonna end right after first dude gets poked with that needle, and i was gonna be like, uhhhhhhngh bummer... what now a minute of credits but then BAM! last minute twist. love those!
looked great, too. i even boo-hooed a little at the end when the two... uh, spoiler? okay. when the two were on the screen and said that thing they said and that thing happened. tear in the old eye. i'm such a pussy.
 
Lingothree said:
ho-o-oly crap. good work, dudes! good stuff. i thought it was gonna end right after first dude gets poked with that needle, and i was gonna be like, uhhhhhhngh bummer... what now a minute of credits but then BAM! last minute twist. love those!
looked great, too. i even boo-hooed a little at the end when the two... uh, spoiler? okay. when the two were on the screen and said that thing they said and that thing happened. tear in the old eye. i'm such a pussy.
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Just saw you on Harris's thread. Man, I LOVE seeing that banner!!! That was the very first fest I got involved in here. So cool to have you on the thread and especially to have you like what we did.

May I assume you will be entering the next go-round????
 
Mark Johnson said:
Blame Ben and Justin, Nick. Those are their unadulterated words. I channeled them with my aluminum foil hat so I know they said that. As Jack Stanley says: (prance * prance * prance *) "It's True ... Every Word."
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Wow, thank you for putting the image of Rogan's bare ass in my head again. Way to go. :angry:
 
DavisOsborne said:
John Abbot kinda liked this movie....havnt tried a needle yet)..........Thanks for the inspiration....
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Crap. .... Now look what we done. Hey! You!!! ... get away from there. Shooo! Go over to the Survival thread. Those dudes are arguing about what to do with the girl in that film. ... I think you can give them some ideas. .... Now GO! ... And take that bloody towel with you.
 
Mark Johnson said:
Just saw you on Harris's thread. Man, I LOVE seeing that banner!!! That was the very first fest I got involved in here. So cool to have you on the thread and especially to have you like what we did.

May I assume you will be entering the next go-round????
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Yeah. I'm going to be working the ass't director credit next go-round with anyone willing to give me the right kind of assignment.

Ooh. Bad. I'm a dirty slag.

Yes. Maybe. Who knows.

conrad_johnson and i just made an awesome 48 hour film but I think harris has stolen him for these dvx thangs. Now I just do the, you know, behind-the-scenes handiwork.

Ooh. Bad. I'm a dirty slag.
 
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