Cheesiest Film Lines of all Time

"I'll give you, to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yellow, no good..." A classic movie line playing on "Home Alone" tv set.

"Get down!" - most commonly used action movie cliché line...

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"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

"That was the f*ck of the century"
 
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Terminator 2. T1000 to cop on bike - "Say, that's a nice bike."

I wouldn't say cheesy so much as frikkin cool, one of my favorites.
 
Batutta said:
"Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash!"
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that's not cheese that's brilliance! Here's some cheese:

"I see some real genius in your flying, Maverick, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the tax trailer would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you. "
 
Top Gun: not even a line but when Iceman Bites down hard. lol
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Can't remember the exact lines, but Mark Whalberg's voice-over monologue at the end of The Perfect Storm as he's lost at sea was cheesily awful...and who can forget--

"I've had it with these motherf***in' snakes on this motherf***in' plane!"
 
The person whose lips have uttered the cheesiest lines has to be Keanu Reeves:

SPEED (when the Mexican dude thinks he's being arrested) - "I don't know you man. Whatever you did, I'm sure you're sorry. We're just two cool guys hangin' out." "whoa"

POINT BREAK - "I am an F - B - I agent!", "whoa"

THE MATRIX - "I know kung-fu", "whoa"

A WALK IN THE CLOUDS - "whoa"

THE REPLACEMENTS - "whoa" oh, and that stupid electric slide routine to I Will Survive in the jail cell.

Also, Sam Jackson in Attack of the Clones was REALLY bad. "This party's over"
 
One more terminator 2 quote:

The T1000 morphs inside the helicopter, and, with an out of sync audio line, says: "Get Out", and the guy jumps- Freaking Hilarious!

Another one from a movie full of one liners: "Thank you for your cooperation. Good night!"- Robocop
 
Batutta said:
"Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash!"

This Top Gun line was so cheesy, in Hot Shots they used the same exact line unaltered.
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I was JUST about to say this line. The first time I heard it was in a Dirty Harry flick. It was cool then. But the fact that probably a dozen other screenwriters have since decided to steal that line quote for quote...it gets cheesier every time.
 
"Anakin, your breaking my heart" - worst of all the star wars films...
since you mentioned Twister - "RIGHT!...LEFT!...RIGHT!...LEFT!" haha

There are so many lines that are just awful.

- Kyle
 
I loved Twister and always felt the lines held up; it added to the comedy and it never tried to take itself to seriously.

Any Arnold film ?
 
My younger brother was in a Blockbuster Shockwave Cinema made for tv movie called "Hell Swarm." He was the alien human hybrid love child. After sitting up in a galvanized tub of KY he uttered a line still haunting him to this day.....
"I have memories, but I don't understand."

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I'm stealing this from Joe Rogan... comedian... who was quoting Brokeback... which I never saw (not that there's anything wrong with that)... "I wish I knew how to quit you."

Or another line that really broke the moment for me... no movie defined... you know what it was... "I'm your brother... from another mother."

There are a crap-load of GREAT lines from Pick of Destiny... mostly R-rated... such as the statement that JB has the emcee read in his daydream... "...well that band has come, and they're here to come again... in your ear p***ies..."
 
Brokebacks line is well used in the context of the film. when people use it, it makes it cheezy
 
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