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Since we're on the subject of beautiful women...

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bosindy said:
i have a friend who acted with her when she was at Harvard, says she was a sweetheart too.
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ohhhhhh.... i'm sooooo jealous. i hope to one day work with her. :love4::love4::love4:


i'm gonna redo my timefest entry. My Date With Natalie. I have till June 16th to get one date with Natalie Portman.
 
okay lads, i must be going, but please say and do nothing that will make Riuka not want to invite me to Lithuania.
 
Well, she's not famous but she was in one of my older films, I'd love to have get her back for a role if I enter the fest this time around.
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Maybe she has some Lithuanian blood in her.
 
Post a pic of Natalie Portman and the place goes nuts. I post a pic of an Iowa girl next door and I close down the whole party. Sheesh. :)
 
A guy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "I know you're closing up for the night, but i can really use a couple drinks. My wife left me and I lost my job today" the bartender says "that's fine, but you're gonna be out here by yourself. I've got some paperwork to do in the back. "That's fine." the guy replies. After the bartender goes in the back the guy is sitting at the bar alone drinking. After a few moments he hears "You have nice hair". The guy looks around but doesn't see anyone. He thinks he's hearing things. He goes back to drinking. A little while later he hears "You have nice eyes." He looks around, again seeing nothing. He thinks its the alcohol talking. A little while later he hears "You have a nice smile." The guy gets freaked out and calls the bartender back. "What's wrong sir?" "I'm outta here. I'm hearing voices saying I have nice hair, nice eyes, nice smile. I'm getting freaked out. Here's my money." The bartender says "Sir, calm down. The peanuts are complimentary."

HAHAHA
 
ZFarms Productions said:
A guy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "I know you're closing up for the night, but i can really use a couple drinks. My wife left me and I lost my job today" the bartender says "that's fine, but you're gonna be out here by yourself. I've got some paperwork to do in the back. "That's fine." the guy replies. After the bartender goes in the back the guy is sitting at the bar alone drinking. After a few moments he hears "You have nice hair". The guy looks around but doesn't see anyone. He thinks he's hearing things. He goes back to drinking. A little while later he hears "You have nice eyes." He looks around, again seeing nothing. He thinks its the alcohol talking. A little while later he hears "You have a nice smile." The guy gets freaked out and calls the bartender back. "What's wrong sir?" "I'm outta here. I'm hearing voices saying I have nice hair, nice eyes, nice smile. I'm getting freaked out. Here's my money." The bartender says "Sir, calm down. The peanuts are complimentary."

HAHAHA
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I'm still waiting on understanding the punchline.:embarasse
 
haha. i love that joke. it's one of my favorites from a friend of mine.


here's another.


why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

fo drizzle.
 
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