FAT MONSTER FILMS presents "O2" ... Every. Breath. Counts.

Zak Forsman said:
it's actually from a workshop Jack teaches: "Build Trust with your Actors by Throwing Sh*t at them and Laughing" :laugh:
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ROFL!

This is this Polish kid Pawel's movie that he wrote directed and starred in and I was hired as a producer, consultant, DP, acting coach, sound guy, editor, post production supervisor.

The girl was a pain in the ass. Who won't get APPLE in their hair?!!! They make SHAMPOOS out of apple! I just gave her some nice conditioner. Anyway she was eighteen and called me "Uncle Jack" and expected this sort of thing from me but, yes in fact, she did trust me. Her protests were not all that sincere. More kid sister whining and as I said ... she deserved it. :evil:
 
Charlie Anderson said:
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Amazing photoshop :D
 
AWRIGHT you CIPHER MAVENS!!!! We have PM'd you the ultra uber secret URL for the FRIENDS OF FATMONSTER PAGE where you shall glory in the astonishment of the LAST NIGHT OF DISJECTA in monster world. Since Tommy is not here yet (nor the hookers) we are pacing ourselves with some celebration of Blaineness on the page. Rest assured that there shall be UNPHOTOSHOPPED images of the frivolity that shall ensue. HELZZAPOPPIN!
 
Arrik said:
This thread grows too fast. I'm requesting summary posts every 10 or so pages.
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Summaries are for pussies. Arrik, you're allegedly above 90 IQ so get yo ass to work and decode our title so you can have your retinas burned with the images being posted on the FAT MONSTER FRIENDS PAGE.
 
Jack Daniel Stanley said:
ROFL!

This is this Polish kid Pawel's movie that he wrote directed and starred in and I was hired as a producer, consultant, DP, acting coach, sound guy, editor, post production supervisor.

The girl was a pain in the ass. Who won't get APPLE in their hair?!!! They make SHAMPOOS out of apple! I just gave her some nice conditioner. Anyway she was eighteen and called me "Uncle Jack" and expected this sort of thing from me but, yes in fact, she did trust me. Her protests were not all that sincere. More kid sister whining and as I said ... she deserved it. :evil:
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Dude, who cares, that gurl is HAWTTTT!!11111
 
MY GOD, the FRIENDS OF FATMONSTERFILMS page has content that has literally changed my view of the world and what is possible through human endeavor!!! Lame-Rods U R MISSING OUT!!!
 
jdajda said:
MY GOD, the FRIENDS OF FATMONSTERFILMS page has content that has literally changed my view of the world and what is possible through human endeavor!!! Lame-Rods U R MISSING OUT!!!
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This is completely unsolicited sincere commentary, peoples!
 
From the URBAN DICTIONARY:

ROSES = Dollars. Used mostly as a euphemism in prostitution circles.
Sometimes also referred to as Flowers.
Her add said that a donation of 100 roses would be required for bbbjcim
 
Sorry - BABYBLAINE(tm). Sounds like a wise investment. I'll be purchasing many of these for the christmas season. What's the best way to store one of these? Should I place them facing Hollywood?
 
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