Movies You Would Rather Vomit On Than Watch Twice

From Justin To Kelly - watched this for the sheer entertainment of it being so horrid
Daredevil- puts me to sleep
Dawn of the Dead- not because its bad, because I can't stand horror films, and this one terrified me (I know, I'm such a girl!)
Aeon Flux- Though it looks amazing on HD DVD, the rest of it pretty much sucks. Charlize is hot, but its just so lame.


There are some I'd rather vomit on myself because they're so terrible, and some because though worth seeing, I know I couldn't handle a second viewing (like Last King of Scotland). Anyone else feel like that?
 
The Last Samurai, I think I have seen it 3 times, and each time it got worse. And don't get me started on Tom Cruise's annoying, nasaly challenged voice. If I never see him in another movie again it will be too soon!!!
 
Xmen 3- the Last Stand.

Batman and Robin

Nightmare on Elm Street 6 (The one with 3d glasses)

Street Fighter

Dreamgirls- the movie just became hilarious with the excessive melodrama and overacting...Add the "seamless"integration of singing, and I just couldn't stop laughing in the end...

Home alone 3
 
ahahahahahaha Who mentioned the brown bunny. I saw that movie just for that scene and u know what i'm talkin about it f u know. ahahahahahah, that nearly ruined her career.
 
I'm sorry I have to say Children of Men.

It seems to me all the credit gets shoveled at Alfonso and the ONLY really awesome thing about the movies is the cinematography. If everyone just gave credit where it's due (all of it deserving to be thrust upon that emanuel dude) then I'd be able to stand this movie.

I just f*&%^*in hate it
 
Thomas Hughes said:
I'm sorry I have to say Children of Men.

It seems to me all the credit gets shoveled at Alfonso and the ONLY really awesome thing about the movies is the cinematography. If everyone just gave credit where it's due (all of it deserving to be thrust upon that emanuel dude) then I'd be able to stand this movie.

I just f*&%^*in hate it
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What the **** are you talking about? You would've liked the movie if only the studio had come out with a campaign praising the DP, or if the reviews all would have praised the DP? Suddenly, magically, your whole opinion would have changed?

What if you had never watched or read any reviews? What if you had seen it without knowing who got the praise and who didn't? And knew nothing about the movie going in? My God how would you know what to think?
 
Just a few....and I have seen plenty of bad flicks...

Metalstorm: The Destruction Of Jared-Syn

Night Magic (not to offend Nick Mancuso...we have friends in common)

Mulholland Drive (makes Mulholland Falls look like oscar material)

American Pie et al

Bad Boys 2

Armageddon

some more Michael Bay stuff

The Devil's Own

Meet The Parents (I assume sequel was bad)

Charlie's Angels (same as above)

Dirty (Bruce Sweeney's 1998 film....I actually walked out)

Jacob The Liar (does Robin Williams know he won an oscar?...wtf is he thinking with the roles he is choosing?)

Space Jam
 
Mark Harris said:
What the **** are you talking about? You would've liked the movie if only the studio had come out with a campaign praising the DP, or if the reviews all would have praised the DP? Suddenly, magically, your whole opinion would have changed?

What if you had never watched or read any reviews? What if you had seen it without knowing who got the praise and who didn't? And knew nothing about the movie going in? My God how would you know what to think?
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Actually possibly,

It's just that movie sucked, I was so bored and the only good thing about it were the ten minute takes, but ...augh... is it bad I just for some reason hate the movie? It was just i dunno? retarded? To me it actually made Clive Owen look like a doofus
 
Thomas Hughes said:
Actually possibly,

It's just that movie sucked, I was so bored and the only good thing about it were the ten minute takes, but ...augh... is it bad I just for some reason hate the movie? It was just i dunno? retarded? To me it actually made Clive Owen look like a doofus
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Interesting, I saw this movie last weekend and I loved it. Thought it was a great story and great acting. I really liked Clive Owen's interpretation of the character. His character was really sleep walking through life after the death of his son, so I thought it fit. Anyway, really liked the look of the film. At the end where the govt soldiers are shooting up the slum building - wow, terrific stuff.

Just my two cents.

JP
 
Thomas Hughes said:
... is it bad I just for some reason hate the movie? It was just i dunno? retarded? To me it actually made Clive Owen look like a doofus
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no it's not bad that you for some reason hate the movie, but if it's because you think the director uses a different toothpaste than he should or it's because of something else other than the content and execution of the film, then no one will care what you think.

that's the point Mark was making.
 
Here's some off the top of my head:

Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava girl (why did I watch this movie in the first place again?)

X-men: The Last Stand (Kudos, Ratner. You ruined my childhood and a great franchise all in one movie. Thanks.)

Batman and Robin (Ditto Schumaker)

Little Man (Stop it Wayans Brothers. Just stop it!)

And anything with Freddie Prinze Jr. (Why does he still have a career??)

And BTW, Children of Men?? I think I threw up a little in my mouth just seeing someone list that on here. It is a visual masterpiece.
 
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