snodart
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First off, I enjoy a good piece of eye candy... good old fashioned entertainment, and I know there are other films that might be more worthy of my rant... but oh well.
I don't know where I stand anymore with blockbuster films... and Apocalypto is a good example of why. It isn't so much that I didn't like the movie. Some nice visuals, decent story, great concept... but I might as well have been watching Rambo, Terminator, Predator, etc. Yes, I know that these storylines have been around since the ability to communicate (thank you Joseph Campbell), but is $40,000,000 seriously required to tell it again? Do we enjoy it enough that we have to have more? And $40,000,000 is small compared to King Kong's $200,000,000.
Near the beginning of Apocalypto, the villagers are sitting around the fire listening to the "elder" tell the story... "Man has a hole that can never be filled…". Now that was a good story. That is the kind of story that has power... instigates emotion and change and inspiration. The tragedy is that Apocalypto could have held some of that same type of power. After about the 19th smashed skull and 4th beating heart... oh and the out-of-control blood squirt from the side of 'ol boys head, the story just sort of faded away. Let me say that I am not one to shy away from a good bit of cinematic violence... IF it is truly part of the story (homage to... Kill Bill?).
One could argue that the over-the-top violence was goaled with putting the viewer next to the characters during their surreal experience, but I say hogwash. During the end chase scene (it felt like 2 hours), I actually had to drag myself up to the edge of my seat and play along... "Okay, the bad guys are far away... no wait, they are very close. Oh, far away again, oh my... he is stopping too long to rest... they might catch him... blah blah blah". Not much realism sucking me in there; might work for Fred Flintstone and the 4,000 ft long wall in his house though. Yes, it is all good movie-making trickery, but it is also worthless if it actually comes across AS movie-making trickery.
Transformers; is anybody really going to see it for the story? Hell no, we are going to see it for the action, to feel the excitement, and to judge how realistic the 3D work looks. I just can't help but feel a little guilty for this. Who the hell am I to encourage the spending of millions of dollars on eye candy? Seriously though. Cancer, child-abuse, poverty, hunger... you get the picture. Acting as the devil's advocate, I have to wonder.... Can we validate the exchange of 100's of millions of dollars for stories that have been told over and over again? Stories the need more violence, action, and sex to meet our tolerance level. And yes, I am aware that a similar $$$ issue exists with most televised and pay-per-view sports.
Don’t get me wrong; I AM the pot calling the kettle black. I will most likely see transformers at some point and I am still a UFC fan. I am part of my own problem. But please, until I figure all of this out... let there be more movies that instigate change, evoke true emotion, force us to take a look at ourselves, ... anything!
Sorry,
Carry on....
First off, I enjoy a good piece of eye candy... good old fashioned entertainment, and I know there are other films that might be more worthy of my rant... but oh well.
I don't know where I stand anymore with blockbuster films... and Apocalypto is a good example of why. It isn't so much that I didn't like the movie. Some nice visuals, decent story, great concept... but I might as well have been watching Rambo, Terminator, Predator, etc. Yes, I know that these storylines have been around since the ability to communicate (thank you Joseph Campbell), but is $40,000,000 seriously required to tell it again? Do we enjoy it enough that we have to have more? And $40,000,000 is small compared to King Kong's $200,000,000.
Near the beginning of Apocalypto, the villagers are sitting around the fire listening to the "elder" tell the story... "Man has a hole that can never be filled…". Now that was a good story. That is the kind of story that has power... instigates emotion and change and inspiration. The tragedy is that Apocalypto could have held some of that same type of power. After about the 19th smashed skull and 4th beating heart... oh and the out-of-control blood squirt from the side of 'ol boys head, the story just sort of faded away. Let me say that I am not one to shy away from a good bit of cinematic violence... IF it is truly part of the story (homage to... Kill Bill?).
One could argue that the over-the-top violence was goaled with putting the viewer next to the characters during their surreal experience, but I say hogwash. During the end chase scene (it felt like 2 hours), I actually had to drag myself up to the edge of my seat and play along... "Okay, the bad guys are far away... no wait, they are very close. Oh, far away again, oh my... he is stopping too long to rest... they might catch him... blah blah blah". Not much realism sucking me in there; might work for Fred Flintstone and the 4,000 ft long wall in his house though. Yes, it is all good movie-making trickery, but it is also worthless if it actually comes across AS movie-making trickery.
Transformers; is anybody really going to see it for the story? Hell no, we are going to see it for the action, to feel the excitement, and to judge how realistic the 3D work looks. I just can't help but feel a little guilty for this. Who the hell am I to encourage the spending of millions of dollars on eye candy? Seriously though. Cancer, child-abuse, poverty, hunger... you get the picture. Acting as the devil's advocate, I have to wonder.... Can we validate the exchange of 100's of millions of dollars for stories that have been told over and over again? Stories the need more violence, action, and sex to meet our tolerance level. And yes, I am aware that a similar $$$ issue exists with most televised and pay-per-view sports.
Don’t get me wrong; I AM the pot calling the kettle black. I will most likely see transformers at some point and I am still a UFC fan. I am part of my own problem. But please, until I figure all of this out... let there be more movies that instigate change, evoke true emotion, force us to take a look at ourselves, ... anything!
Sorry,
Carry on....
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