Mark and Ted's Excellent Adventure in Drama

The mole women are playful and frivolous ...

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Many of the mole people communicate with gestures and sign language. Below: Tim states: "you are my woman tonight and you shall do whatever I wish ... no matter how repulsive it may be to you." she responds: "oh yes, I implore you to ravish me at your leisure."

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Brandon...........


I have gotten pretty much everything done.

My attention has momentarily been diverted by nipples of perfect size and color. Not too often do you find dime size nipples the color of sweet white zinfandel.

I have a choice right now:

a.) Go finish the last of the SR VFX shots........

b.) Go ravish a female organ that smells of dolphin-free tuna.

Mark suffers from lack of great vision and keeps urging me to finish the VFX shots.



Loser....
 
NOW I know why Mark's been hanging at Tim's so much, lol.

I'm married, so if by chance my wife were to ever read through any of my posts, I'll simply comment that ... I can't comment about any of those pics. :grin:
 
Slimothy said:
Brandon...........


I have gotten pretty much everything done.

My attention has momentarily been diverted by nipples of perfect size and color. Not too often do you find dime size nipples the color of sweet white zinfandel.

I have a choice right now:

a.) Go finish the last of the SR VFX shots........

b.) Go ravish a female organ that smells of dolphin-free tuna.

Mark suffers from lack of great vision and keeps urging me to finish the VFX shots.



Loser....

AH... Tim, at least you are an honest man :) Thanks, for real for the work on those shots. I look forward to them soon... choose wisely son. :beer:
 
Tim... Lucky.
Her eyes. wow. shew. OK.

ya, forget the FX shots on SR.. I'd spend all day sizing up the "organs that smell dolphin-free tuna" :)

cheers!
/j
 
Scott Bullis said:
Think long, think wrong.

It isn't long that we think
For our objective is the pink

for if it's odor with the moles
we shall use our Dr. Scholls.

And if we fail to smell and see
the blatant inconsistencies

My pudendum pays the price
and soon shall be sheathed in ice......
 
Oh, my... oh, my.

Well. I had some comments that I wanted to share from the beginning of this latest thrashing of posts (some 10 pages ago) but my head is spinning from the last 2 pages!

First of all, Brandon... WTH(eck)!?!?

Also, I think that San Jose may have seen the last of Mark buzzing around his Hyundai! I am sure that the Chateau D. is now home to him!

Jason, congratulations man! I am very happy for you and your wife. That is awesome news! And I agree with Mark Harris.... get that in writing!!!! :grin:

Kevin and Blaine, I enjoyed the Steve Martin banter. Now that is my kind of comedy! And I did catch that reference, Kevin. And I did cringe when Tom said, "oh! Like in Cheaper By the Dozen?" Oh, my.

If I was to reference any Steve Martin movie, that one would NEVER show up on the radar! Not with the likes of The Jerk, The Man with Two Brains, All of Me, The Lonely Guy, and Planes, Trains and Automobiles!

And his SNL stuff was some of the best!

Anyway, very interest read here to start my day!

Again, good luck and congrats to all of the filmmakers here at dvxuser!

-Ted
 
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Slimothy said:
Brandon...........


I have gotten pretty much everything done.

My attention has momentarily been diverted by nipples of perfect size and color. Not too often do you find dime size nipples the color of sweet white zinfandel.

I have a choice right now:

a.) Go finish the last of the SR VFX shots........

b.) Go ravish a female organ that smells of dolphin-free tuna.

Mark suffers from lack of great vision and keeps urging me to finish the VFX shots.



Loser....

go for the tuna, its a better choice.
 
Hey Ted,

Thankfully my Steve Martin comment was not lost on all. Now if I said something like:

"The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here"

or

"...and I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f*cking nowhere with f*cking keys to a f*cking car that isn't f*cking there. And I really didn't care to f*cking walk down a f*cking highway and across a f*cking runway to get back here to have you smile at my f*cking face. I want a f*cking car RIGHT F*CKING NOW!"

I could understand not knowing the reference, but "Cruel Shoes" that is a classic.

By the way, Steve Martin is second only to you for being know for stringing a series of f*ucks in a cohesive phrase.

PS Any news on the fest viewing front?
 
hahaha! That's great, Kevin. I know and love ALL those lines. Infact, my wife had never seen Planes, Trains and Automobiles and it was on TV one day. Well, that scene (at the car rental) came up and was obviously chopped to hell! I had to rent that film immediately to show my wife what she missed because that is a classic scene!!!

In fact, my wife is just reading this and she is howling at the "phonebook" line! Man, what a great movie!

No, no news.
 
Hey Kevin, I put up some credits on the first page of this thread. If you have a chance, go check them out and tell me if I missed something.
 
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