Lion kills 28 midgets, mutilates 14 others

Sad Max said:
(Don LaFontaine voice)

In a world...where you must stand tall in the face of a challenge...

forty-two friends are about to discover...

just how much marijuana you have to smoke...

before taking on a hungry lion empty-handed...

starts to look like a good idea.

Sometimes, it's not about the size of the midget in the fight...

Sometimes, it's about the size of the fight in the midget.





seriously, though, if any midgets are reading this...

sorry.
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lol lol lol lol lol

sorry but, yeah, is funny...

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Sad Max said:
Hey, your English is better than my Spanish.

Which, after six years of Spanish classes, is embarassing to admit.
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if i can do anything (except sex) to improve your spanish... just tell me ok?...

anyway... we are almost finishing the last details to release our lovely movie
at Christmas... right?... we are on time... we have to talk with Jarred about
our final cut... im not sure about this sex scene between Salma and the Leopard..
i dont know what Apple´s staff is going to say about it... maybe if we just cut that
part with the midget riding the leopard... i dont know... what you think?.. suggestion guys??... any alternative scene?... maybe Adam Sandler riding a Midget?
 
Weston said:
I'm thinkin a midget/lion battle movie better be rated R.
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R????? what aRe you talking about Weston??? this is the family movie!!...

daamm... is impossible to make GOOD ART MOVIES with out been injured with this R thing... so.. now you are gonna tellme that our full frontal nudes in the movie is not accurate for PG-13????...
are you republican man??....

lol :beer:
 
I posted this awhile back here. I remember the responses were hillarious! I wish I could find it. People really believed it.
 
Sad Max Spanish Class

Sad Max Spanish Class

Sad Max said:
(Don LaFontaine voice)

In a world...where you must stand tall in the face of a challenge...

forty-two friends are about to discover...

just how much marijuana you have to smoke...

before taking on a hungry lion empty-handed...

starts to look like a good idea.

Sometimes, it's not about the size of the midget in the fight...

Sometimes, it's about the size of the fight in the midget.





seriously, though, if any midgets are reading this...

sorry.
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Sad Max... here is the spanish version of your wonderfull trailer script:

(Don LaFontaine voz)

En un mundo... en donde debes permancer en lo alto para afrontar los retos...

cuarenta y dos amigos están a punto de descubrir...

toda la mota que necesitan fumar...

antes de sentir, que afrontar a un león enjaulado y ambriento...

les paresca una buena idea...

algunas veces, no se trata del tamaño de un enano al pelear...

algunas veces, simplemente es la gran pelea que un enano puede dar...


some words:

midget: Enano
lion: León
fight: Pelea
smoke: fumar
hungry: ambriento
marijuana: mota, caquita de chango, marihuana, etc...
monkey`s crap: caquita de chango
hope it helps friend!!!

Fer
 
lol.. duhhhhh... what if youtube`s has a video-witeness of this figth of any place there????... LOL

maybe Spider is the lion... dont make fun of it!!!
 
If YouTube had a video, it would all be footage of the backs of the audience's heads and the videographer's feet.
 
Sad Max said:
If YouTube had a video, it would all be footage of the backs of the audience's heads and the videographer's feet.
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LOL yeah... you provably right Sad.. i went to Ecuador when i was a kid, and i went
to this national museum and they forbid to rec video, and well.. i was 10 years old.. i hide (i dont know hot it spell HIDE in pass but you know) my video camera (you know, a handycam Sony) and i rec anyway this museum,
but once i came out of this place... i revised my footage... and.. yep.. only shacked dummy scenes..... out of focus stuff and yes.. lots of tourists backs and heads around there.. my feet of course!!.. haha.. so.. thats why we MUST produce this movie.. is a civil action.. for his midgets heroes!!.. :crybaby: LOL

Fer
 
WaveRiderXIX said:
I posted this awhile back here. I remember the responses were hillarious! I wish I could find it. People really believed it.
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WaveRiderXIX said:
AH. here it is
http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=27219
My favorite response was Spider's lol!
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... in that case...


Terry, you..
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- Mikko
 
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