Lion kills 28 midgets, mutilates 14 others

[Sad Max]

This certainly dwarfs every other news story I've read today...

 

[mikkowilson]

How? It's not very big news really.

- Mikko

 

[Sad Max]

It's getting the lion's share of attention, around here...

 

[mikkowilson]

Is it really a mane headline?


- Mikko ... sees two puns in that one.

 

[Tim Miller]

I'd be lyin' if I didn't say I was sorry that I was short with you guys...sorry. But this is the worst tall tale I have ever heard.

 

[Sad Max]

Wow; three puns in one.

You can take pride in *that.*

 

[TuTuHimm]

The midgets probably thought this would be a easy little fight but little did they know that the lion was hungry.

 

[Sad Max]

Smearing themselves with steak sauce before the fight probably wasn't a great idea, either...

 

[Fernando Kurezyn Jr.]

hey guys!!!!
this is a film makers forum!!!
what in the hell is going on with you????
....
......
........
...........
wake up!!!
we have to make a movie about this AMAIZING story!!!!!
come on!!!!! LOL

i`m starting biz. negotiation with Verne Troyer and Salma Hayek...

what you think??? Jarred would be the executive producer...
an a special presentation of DVXUSER.COM ENTRETAINMENT..
and...
who is directing???... me??... may i??? pleaseeeee... lol

come on!!!... what about an extra ingredient?... what about.. a Leopard?..
not a Lion... a Leopard (APPLE´S SPONSOR) and.. i dont know.. may be
a great lead actor.. like.. Adam Sandler as midget´s coach or some thing...

think about it.. ok?... i´m on... who´s on???

Fer

 

[Sad Max]

I suspect Disney already has something in the pipe based on this one...

 

[Terry_Lasater]

Awesome responses! :thumbsup:

 

[Blaine]

Definitely a lot of funny stuff since the last time I checked in...:beer:

 

[Fernando Kurezyn Jr.]

daaam!!!... i knew it Sad Max!!!!...these baaaastards!!!..

LION KING 5 ???

Performing Elton Jhon´s single: LIKE A MIDGET IN THE WIND

 

[KingVidiot]

Yep, I remember this one a few years ago.

In the era of Jackass, this wacky event had a remote possibility back when the stories broke.

The concept is amusing for sure.

 

[TimurCivan]

as sad as it sounds.... i kinda wana see that match...... im a bad person.

 

[Chris Messineo]

Why is this comedy?

I feel so old.

Chris

 

[Fernando Kurezyn Jr.]

Chris.. we are... producing this new and.. amazing story.. jarred dont want to say
any thing... but.. he hired us to make this movie... about these midgets heroes...
this is nothing to do with Mel Gibson, but is kind of religious... and.. we expect a PG approval... with out delating these bloody lion, sorry, leopard letal scenes... and.. well..
we are talking about how many marihuana we need to provide audience to enjoy our movie... so... comments.. and opinions are so welcome..

thanks

Fer

 

[Sad Max]

(Don LaFontaine voice)

In a world...where you must stand tall in the face of a challenge...

forty-two friends are about to discover...

just how much marijuana you have to smoke...

before taking on a hungry lion empty-handed...

starts to look like a good idea.

Sometimes, it's not about the size of the midget in the fight...

Sometimes, it's about the size of the fight in the midget.





seriously, though, if any midgets are reading this...

sorry.

 

[Fernando Kurezyn Jr.]

(Don LaFontaine voice)

ooook.. got it

 

[Sad Max]

Hey, your English is better than my Spanish.

Which, after six years of Spanish classes, is embarassing to admit.